Survivor Tier list but It's Based On If They Would Die in A Saw Trap
A few things to note:
I know almost nothing about Zarina's backstory.
With the exception of Ace, the gets lucky tier is either I think only luck would save them or they probably would survive, but not without near fatal injuries.
Jeff is a meme, I do think he'd die, but due to the fact that he's first name Jesus last name Christ, he's in the clear.
I feel unsure about Claudette but I hate Blendettes so deal with it.
Unless the trap involves running, Meg dies.
This tier list, and the one I made about if killers could beat Laurie Strode, are inspired by a post made by a user called EntitledMyersmain yesterday. It was a tier list based on if survivors could survive the purge. Needless to say, I really like the idea.
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Change the title to 'surv tier list based on how much i want them to die in a trap'? maybe
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what able felix?
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felix is either dies or gets lucky.
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If waifus did qualify then Kate would make it.
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I said waifus didn't qualify because I'm not about to be called a simp.
That being said, you're simping right now my dude.
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good placement of Dwight.
we love Dweet, no one harm Dweet! >:(
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lol ok @ just throwing most of the women in the dead tier and all the men in the survive tiers
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Oop didn't even notice that
are you just going to ignore Laurie in the top tier?
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Hah holy sshhh I didn't even notice that at first 🤣😂 apparently the only good woman is Laurie.
And don't get me wrong I love Laurie but I think jane would get out because no one kills a big booty Judy! And if they do, they just mean.
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Nea will remember that
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Well, her and Nea are why I said 'most' for the women.
Still, if Saw is about resourcefulness and will to live I don't see how Yui, Feng "Focus" Min, or Meg's odds would be much worse than Nea, Quentin or David's, and especially not worse than the guy who actually died to Jigsaw. Admittedly he didn't really die to a trap, but still.
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Feng was an alchoholic, so I doubt she would be able to focus.
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Focus Min was a throwback joke to her old character summary, back when the creative department wasn't very, well, creative:
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Feng was an alchoholic .
"well, she won't be drunk"
true, but even then she wouldn't have the physical strength to survive
Speed doesn't mean anything with a reverse bear trap on your head, or that nail mask from Saw 2, or that pit of syringes, or the barbed wire trap, or the bathroom trap
shall I go on?
My point is I have reasoning behind all of my choices.
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Being a alcoholic does not mean you can't focus.
I'm just amused Tapp the guy killed in the saw movies is supposed to live 🤣
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Tapp didn't die to a trap tho
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But that's exactly what you are missing. SAW traps are designed to be a test of a person's inner will, not about their "physical strength".
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Dying to your own ignorance isn't much better though. He knew the kinda person Jigsaw was and dropped his guard only to die.
If he's dying after all that research then I doubt he would do much better against a trap.
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True, but idk she could get a strength based test based on her ego. Highly unlikely though.
But Feng's backstory suggests her will isn't exactly the strongest anyway.
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Tapp beat trap.
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Lmaooo this.
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Claudette dies because you don't like her.
The canon super smart college woman who can patch herself up in a pinch smh.
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And?
I mean Blendettes suck dude you gotta admit it
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You rn.
"Men live"
"The women die"
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Why would Quentin survive, I just dont know ######### about him so was wondering the reasoning.
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You might want to put Dwight on the die tier. He dies in the Saw Chapter trailer 😭
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She would be the first to die in my Slasher Horror. There's always something else that comes along with big booty, and depending on who you are decidedly, would kill her off simply because of attitude. She's the type to mouth off to the killer, before she bites the dust. And if you're a killer, will kill her off 🤣
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Yes, because good old feminism trumps logic.
Okay, not in Claudette's case. But that's just because I hate Blendettes. Realistically she would survive.
I just want to clarify that this tier list is in no way based on gender bias and more importantly isn't meant to be taken seriously.
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Okay, can everyone stop making this an argument?
Please?
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Cheryl not in this?
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Nope, the list isn't up to date.
she's in one in of the top tiers though.
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Cool. And it would make for a pretty great movie with all these survivors in one of the Saw films.
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Lol, look what this thread has become. Everyone thinks OP is sexist for putting some women in "dies" even though he literally put Laurie on top tier.
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I know right?
I just wanted to make a lighthearted, silly tier list...
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Not to mention, more women lived than died.
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Oh my God I love this mostly because I'm the gay male version of her.
Imagine some fat gay dude with a big butt goin up to trapper like "you ain't tapping this ass, #########!" Then trying to run away, get stupidly caught in a trap and die all because I'm too sassy for my own good.
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