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Cookin' with bubba
If the entity were to let him, which survivor would he pick? What part would he eat first? What dish would he make out of it? Lean meat like David? More marbled like ace or jane? We all know he likes chili, but maybe he occasionally craves a nice healthy liver from someone like nea or Jake. Heck maybe even a boozy liver out of ash or bill, idk how they'd differ. Me personally? I think he'd be slow roasting a nice jane rump, seasoned with rosemary and thyme, glazing it with her own drippings.
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Dahmer you gotta chill man
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I would very gladly kiss the cook.
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Smoked Bill
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Drayton was the cook, not Bubba.
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My headcannon is that Bubba makes survivor pudding from the survivors in the Void.
He does not discriminate.
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He'd probably roast Jake up for sabotaging his poor meat hooks over n over. Those hooks are his children, you know!
Just don't forget to add the carrots, onions, potatoes, rosemary, etc. Otherwise you'll just be eating stale Jake, because we all know Jake isn't exactly the juiciest (coughcoughJanecough).
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I'll take some of that ace but not too much, I'm on a diet.
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