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We Should Re-Name #########-Posts To

Jack11803
Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,918
edited June 2018 in Off-topic

In honor of the best killer, we should rename them diddle-posts.

I always remember my 67th day of preschool, the gardener called me over, said I had a big bug on my back, and he had a tool to remove it instead. He put his tickle stick in my poopy hole, and said “kiss your ass goodbye” It’s ached to this day. When I told mommy, she said “which gardener? The one with the cheekbones...how big was he~?” The toilet was never the same again when he stuck that rake in it. Why’d I Think sitting on it would scratch the bug off my back!?

Bet at this point you’re all wondering why there isn’t a ######### react button to posts.

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Comments

  • EpicFailTryHard
    EpicFailTryHard Member Posts: 1,316
    that font is impossible to read (or perhaps i am unwilling) but what i did read was penned by an 8 year old whose mom left him home alone for the first time.
  • ACoolName
    ACoolName Member Posts: 177

    Do what Ojimo did to that gardener.