The fourth constitutional wholesome republic of the fog Meetup
Greetings teabaggers, insidious campers, Myers and oinkers, welcome to the fourth constitutional wholesome republic of the fog Meetup. Let me introduce the government
Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA
Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan
Minister of Trees: @GrootDude
Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean
Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio
Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight
Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio
Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666 (Currently banned)
Acting Guardian of Janes: @Watery
Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8
Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear
Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser
Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666
Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky
Minister of Communications: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Minister of Teabags, Tea Leaves, and Other Tea Making Materials: @Seltas0208
Thank you all for gathering in the fog. As you may know, we need to discuss some important issues that are matters of life or death.
First of all, we need to discuss about moo moo's health. It is important to keep them healthy,both mentally and physically. So I suggest adding a new offering for both killers and survivors called; moo moo's treat. When in a 6 meter radius of moo moo the player starts a 2.5 second channel that when it end it gives moo moo a treat and gain 4000 bps. "Worship moo moo and hope that the entity will show you mercy".
Secondly, our dearest friend @Bigbootiejudy666 was banned. We shall make a ceremony about her and pray she will return.
Last but not least, Dwight's from all over the world suffer because of mean killers. I suggest removing Dwight from the survivor list and make him a second entity alongside with Michael Myers.
People of the fog, Government of the fog, we want to hear your thoughts and opinions. Hope to see you in the fog 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️ 🌫️
-J
Edit; here's our discord server
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Rest in Peace, BigBootieJudy666, you will be missed.
I do agree, a moomoo offering is a must, we must send our condolences.
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Moo Moo requires sacrifice
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The department of Jane’s send their dearest regards to BigBootieJudy666- an inspiration to Jane’s and killers alike.
Moo Moo must be cared for, so adequate positions of a comfortable resting place must be met; preferably in soft, tall grass out of the way from weather. He must have adequate access to food and water, and if he so prefers, he may stay in the weather or hang wherever he wishes.
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Give moo moo some tea. Tea and the souls of the damned always make me feel better
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Burning an offering for your return, @Bigbootiejudy666 .
Moo Moo is in dire need of-- mAP REwOrK-- care. Their home needs some tidying up. For now, Moo Moo's home space could use a good daily sweeping until further adjustments are made.
I would like to announce my resignation from Rework Council and am now campaigning for President of the Sneaky Stalkers!
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5 of you answered only one liked the post -_-
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I forget you can like posts because I never do it
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Forgiven
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cool, but what about the sacrifice?
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As I have said, as Head of Maintenance, Moo Moo's bed and surrounding area are being kept as clean as possible. After having consulted with the Doctor, he recommends Moo Moo begin physical therapy. I have been taking Moo Moo to see their siblings on the Coldwind Farm whenever I can.
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ALL HAIL MOO MOO! SO SAYS THE SUPREME LEADER!
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Tho how about his/her phycological state? Did you contact the nurse? I know that Dr Carter is a good doctor but he always says bad jokes and laughs but in reality they are not funny at all -_-
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I have consulted Dr. Carter on both their physical and mental health state. Ms. Smithson is more for day to day care, usually when I run out of Lery's offerings. On a side note, Evan has been having trouble with his traps, Jake has been sabotaging them and I have ordered some new ones, would it be ok if I just left them on the MacMillan Estate? Just wondering, because last time I left them on Coldwind Farm, Max tripped on one and got really mad at me.
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Yeah, that should be good. Also, when you have time, please go through the fridge and throw out any Demogorgon food that looks to have been tampered with. Someone seems to think it's funny to slip laxatives in there, and if we don't get that situation sorted out ASAP the Department of Sanitation is either going to shoot me or shoot themselves, and neither of those things is a good outcome.
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This was very enjoyable to read thank you. Please send a get well soon card on behalf of me to moo-moo plz, I haven't visited Lery's in a while :(
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Does moo moo have Maurice to keep moo moo company while moo moo recovers?
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@Spooky13 this is your role not mine.
Ask the gentleman's question please.
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While I have mainly been taking Moo Moo to see their siblings on Coldwind Farm, instead of taking them to Maurice, I've been taking Maurice to see them. I've also been taking Demogorgon to see them, and oddly enough they seem to get along. Maybe once Moo Moo can walk by themself I can take Moo Moo, Maurice, and Demo to see Moo Moo's siblings.
I've looked through the fridge, and yes, some of the Demogorgon food has been tampered with. I'm thinking it's probably the Legion trying to get a good laugh again. I've thrown out what has been tampered with, can someone go tell them off and put child-proof locks on the fridge?
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I propose to add a simple code like
Bigbootyjudywemissyou
Legion won't see it coming >:D
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@Masantonio , yelling at the Legion sounds like a job for our trusty Arch-Sheriff. Also, don't bother with kid locks, get a good old fashioned deadbolt. Don't want Cote or his minions getting any ideas.
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I'll assign a punishment depending on what was taken or who took it. Can you answer these questions?
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The didn't take anything, the broke in and slipped laxatives in the Demogorgon food. Don't be too lenient or the Department of Sanitation might take matters into their own hands.
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Huh... I propose we make Survivors instantly recover from their Deep Wounds, and they move at 101% speed for a week. I'll get serious when they are repeat offenders.
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Nononono. Make it like that only against legion.
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That's what I meant.
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