The fifth constitutional wholesome republic of the fog Meetup
Greetings people of the fog, people of the frog, moo moo's fans, moo moo's fams and other human beings, welcome to the fifth meetup of the fog. Let me introduce you to the Government Of The Fog:
Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA
Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan
Minister of Trees: @GrootDude
Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean
Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio
Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight
Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio
Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666 (Currently banned)
Acting Guardian of Janes: @Watery
Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8
Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear
Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser
Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666
Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky
Minister of Communications: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Minister of Teabags, Tea Leaves, and Other Tea Making Materials: @Seltas0208
We gathered here to discuss about three main issues/suggestions. I am happy to inform you that @Bigbootiejudy666 will be joining us soon. Though, let us begin without her.
First of all, Moo Moo's sleepingg place. @Bigbootiejudy666 herself asked for moo moo to be sent directly to Thomson's house. They believe that with moo moo there the map will get a rework and all this corn 🌽 🌽 🌽 will be removed. Also, moo moo will have a chance to reunite with their family again.
Secondly, the "demogorgon incident". We didn't choose who will take care of demo, and because of that he pooped all over the corpses of the map The Game. We need someone to clean them up immediately and to choose who will take care of demo from now on.
Lastly, the Legion has created many problems, we are asking for the removal of legion by either sending them to hell or at jail.
Thanks for joining so quickly. We need your help. Both of those who are in the government and those who are not. If you want to join just message @AAAAA she will happily accept your request.
-J
Here is our discord server.
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I'll personally attend to the incarceration of the Legion.
I'll make some popcorn out of the excess corn though.
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I'll be taking care of the Demo from now on. Afterall, it just seems fitting that one of the local Demogorgon expert's take care of it.
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Ok then who will clean his poop?
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That shall also be my responsibility.
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I wanted to inform you that the Legion is currently behind bars. Visitation is on Fridays only.
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As Moo Moo has gotten better, I have been taking them to Coldwind more often. Dr. Carter and Ms. Smithson are almost ready to move Moo Moo back to the Farm as well. I have also been taking Maurice there as well, Kenneth certainly doesn't mind and thinks it's good Maurice is able to stretch his legs more.
@Cornpopers_Evan When do you think you could bring Demo over to Coldwind? Maurice, Demo, and Moo Moo all seem to enjoy each other and Demo hasn't tried to eat them yet. Demo is even trying to teach Moo Moo and Maurice how to Shred pallets, to hilarious effect.
More onto maintenance, Evan has received his traps and they are all working as intended. In accordance with Max and Bubba's supposed rework coming next, I have given them extra Grisly Chains, Carburetor Tuning Guides, and Primer Bulbs to use for fun before they get n̶e̶r̶f̶e̶d̶ reworked. As a thank you, Bubba will be making Barbeque and Chili for everyone, so stop by the Thompson House if you want some.
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I am currently stealing tea from India with Danny olsen, we will be back with out bounty at a later date
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I guess I could bring it within the next day or two. It's a pain to find it's droppings in the cornfield though, it likes to hide them in the corn. >:(
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Wait,are you?
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Unfortunately Jane’s are unable to care for fecal aspect of Moo Moo care, as we frequently get our nails done and we are NOT breaking a nail or chipping our polish, as it would require even more of an exorbitant budget to our department as is. However we as Jane’s will see to the sanitation of The Game once the fecal matter and corpses have been removed; and we will wipe the remaining grime away with the baby wipes we keep in our purses.
Moo Moo should be moved to Coldwind for the sake of accessibility and access to friends; however, if possible, the department of Jake’s or Pigs should be called upon to watch over them; Jane’s do not have the mechanical coordination to make sure that Moo Moo is held up comfortably.
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I would like to request visitation. Frank Morrison and I need to discuss immediate reworks.
First off, he and his band of merry men and women are not doing as well as The Entity would like. Failure to perform as expect will result in the loss of my position, and I would not like that.
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Permission granted. I will send @CLAUDETTEINABUSH to accompany you, so the power stays akin to lore.
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there better be no poopie on my swamp.
If so, someone’s going to be smelling my raging onion scent, I swear.
Haddonfield is always clean and pristine so I’m not too worried.
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Fine...let me bring my shotgun so Frank won't try to eat my bhole......again....
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Ash is using it currently. You'll have to ask him. He also has Max's chainsaw.
I should probably confiscate that. Let me go get you that shotgun.
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Legion is in jail what in the world happened while I was gone?!
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Whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE FRANK THE SHOTGUN. DO NOT LET HIM TAKE THE SHOTGUN. IDEALLY, FRANK WON'T EVEN KNOW THE SHOTGUN EXISTS. How'd we even get a shotgun, anyway?
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The dlc was supposed to be IT but I pressured the devs to leave it for 10 years and make oni. All the money for it went to the shotgun,the blankets for moo moo, doctor's music and the yacht.
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Money well spent!
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We will need to assess our finances at some point...
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Because of how little you've been playing with us, I'm going to specifically bring my Demodoggo to your swamp AND Haddonfield after chilli night. >:)
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Send me a invite later today around 4-5, I’ll be there. ;)
I better not be picking up doggie poop.
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*Finds demo poop
"Oh Evan you are fked now"
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FINANCIAL ASSESSMENT
Treasury Contains: $0.69, one (1) shotgun, three (3) dead spiders.
Other Assets: J's Yacht, various real estate across the realms.
Stuff We Need Money For: R&D, more Demogorgon food, shotgun shells (it's just a bluff right now), more tools, more parts, fancy hats.
Current Sources of Income: pickpocketing Mathieu Cote, swindling Stephen King.
This last category is in serious jeopardy, since Cote has started wearing a fanny pack and King isn't gonna fall for J's tricks again. Please provide any ideas for alternative sources of income!
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Oh! How about we make our own cosmetics and start selling it in the shop for Auric Cells only? Make sure it's a skin for Billy too. He can't have any Iridescent Shard outfits.
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Not my yacht xd. It's the government's :3
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