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What's the n00best thing you've seen?

Coder
Coder Member Posts: 747

I once saw a SWF team running maps with Glass Bead (the thing that marks a beam of light) and when I saw them looping they were spamming the marker button, even looping the killer 2 at a time. I was like "######### are these guys doing, are they showing where the killer is?".

We all died I think, they lasted like 15 seconds each chase, and at the end chat one of the guys said "I don't care dude, we were driving the killer crazy with the lights from our maps".

I couldn't stop laughing.

How about you? any n00b anecdotes?

Comments

  • AsePlayer
    AsePlayer Member Posts: 1,829

    Pressing space to vault a window when a locker is right next to it and going into the locker instead. Never fails to happen and disappoint.

  • Chekita
    Chekita Member Posts: 184

    Running into walls and getting downed because you can't look at the killer and traverse the map. Then hitting "leave game" because this game is sooo difficult "omg"!

  • toxicmegg
    toxicmegg Member Posts: 662

    i was playing with a friend who then got hooked, i was being chased, and two other survivors followed me around to get a flashlight save. well, they missed it and my friend in the meantime died on first hook.

    they wasted so much time following me around when they could've been doing gens and unhooking my friend. but no, she died on first hook and they missed the flashlight save and then i got hooked, and they farmed me without bt. didn't know flashlight saves take 2 survivors btw

    after the match they messaged "learn to play" because i killed myself on second hook. very cool we have these great teammates on solo q! :))

  • Coder
    Coder Member Posts: 747

    Dude, don't talk to me about solo q. I was just farmed in front of the killer by a claudette that then ragequitted, presumably because she thought it was the killer's fault for "camping" not for her not waiting 10 seconds for the killer to leave the hook.

    Sometimes I scream out loud to my brain dead teammates, solo queue is frustrating.