You know you play too much DBD when..
You think Running/Sprinting in any other game will leave behind scratch marks..
Literally just had this happen to me when I was playing Soldier:76 in Overwatch but was refraining from running thinking my enemies will know where I went.
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I wouldn't necessarily call this a "You know you play too much when...", but I attribute my significant increase of usage of the word "bamboozle" purely to DBD. :P
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i feel called out rn
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you know you play too much DbD when you start placing meathooks around your house.
for...
decorative purposes...
yeah.
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then your female black friend comes over & you start to get...
urges...
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and you are scared of flashlights and keys...
makes it hard to get inside the house sometimes...
luckily there is always a wall you can break down!
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-When you look at the floor when walking to the kitchen to make sure there are no bear traps
-When you hear Huntress' lullaby but you're not playing the game
-When someone coughs, you start running away and think "Well, the killer is obviously Clown."
-When someone says "I am Legion." You say "Frank, Julie, Susie or Joey?"
-You're watching Stranger Things and wonder where Claudette is.
-You're watching Stranger things and swear you see Claudette
-You're watching Halloween and wonder which Tier Michael is in at any given moment.
-You've played too much survivor if you're playing killer and see a hex totem and think "Ooh, I can cleanse this. Hope it's not Haunted grounds. Wait a minute..."
-You've played too much killer if you're playing survivor and see another survivor and think "Let's get a hit. Wait a minute..."
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When I see a random red light by a wall, or window, or house thinking it's a Red Stain.
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imagine not hitting the Yui with your DS
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you know you play too much DBD when you use "BHVR'd" as a noun
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I mean when I do something brainless I say I'm being a potato
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When you create a replica of the DBD basement in Minecraft
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When you spawn in the entity's realm in your dreams and become the newest survivor.
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- When you want to prevent Coronavirus cleaning your hands exclusivly in a fountain.
- When you think Peter Pan's enemy is The Entity.
- When you hide into your lover's bedroom locker hoping her husband won't find you.
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—When the game maps provide the settings for your dreams while sleeping.
—When your 2nd PS4 controller also starts making your turn left by itself because you’ve wiggled while being carried too much (this is my current situation right now btw 🙁)
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You mean verb?
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When your friends get mad at you for playing it cause they dont like it but DBD is more important so they can feck off
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When you're doing an interaction in another game waiting for a skill check to pop up
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You see someone get in a lag hit on another game and your first response is "get dedicated".
You dream about playing the game and getting pissed because your teammate keeps blowing the gen so you d/c and you wake up confused. I've legit had this happen before and I just stayed up thinking about life.
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...when you hide behind trees or in bushes and think that Jason can’t see you in Friday the 13th!
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Isn't that a verb?
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You have a dream you're getting stalked by Myers and he's speed hacking so you point at him to go away.
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When you try to break totems as killer...
When you look for scratches from your allies as survivor...
When you constantly say that's so taahxic to your friends in a sarcastic playful manner...
Bloody bamboozled again...
When you write fanfictions.. well when you write nothing BUT fanfictions... like seriously, I need different material 😂😂
When you wake up and immediately want to get on to play... yes I have no life, no I don't really want one...
When dbd takes over your dreams... no Kazan I will not play uno with you again...
When your bad drawing seems ok for once but it's dbd related so it's like "I just got off man, get out of here"...
When you start to say I will get you and I will Mori you to your annoying siblings and yes I will use ghostface's mori, think I won't...
When other games seem empty without the hooks, like since when was dbd the only game with hooks...
When dbd wins the "what should I play" game every single time...
When you tell your family you're a booper not a looper... yes I have done this, no I will not stop and yes I will die for the boops...
When you won't stop quoting dbd animations to anyone that'll listen "what do you want for Christmas?" ... "a knife :3" (if you know it, you know it 😂)
The messed up part is... I should be disappointed in myself, but i just can't stop laughing 😂😂
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I've been on this game about 3 months and I've done most/a variation of most of these things.
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Friends ask what my loadout is for my basement build. I play games in the basement. :(
I look at the broom occasionally like it's a makeshift pallet.
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Thanks to my years playing DBD I managed to land a job fixing small engines.
Who knew hand massaging em' was the fastest way to fix em'!
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I thought I was the only one who suffered that LOL.
A few days ago I played a match of Chivalry:Medieval Warfare and I moonwalked before entering a structure hahahahaha
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My biggest mess up has been when I go from playing a few killer rounds and survivor rounds mixed up. I have tried to cleanse my own hex totem before while playing killer. And I remember going after the basement chest 1 time.
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i never was a bright man
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Is THAT why my controller has been finicky as of late? I’m on my 2nd or 3rd controller and it makes my character turn to the left by itself at random intervals. It’s not bad as survivor but it can be torture when playing killer sometimes.
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You know you play too much when either you're dreaming about the game or you mentally hear huntress lullaby even when the game is turned off. Both of which has happened to me many times.
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Dont sell yourself short. : /
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