What Your Killer Main Says About You.
I'm bored and I have nothing else better to do so here's a moderately biased list while I wait for a killer queue to pop eventually. Feel free to chime in. I'll probably redo the list in awhile because these queues aren't letting up.
Trapper: You're Daddy.
Wraith: Zoomy Boy
Hillbilly: Your M1 is broken and you refuse to get a new mouse
Nurse: Actually skilled killer because you still play through dedicated servers
Shape: Literally a ######### memebot and is okay with it
Hag: Everyone wants your money, house, and food at the party but not you
Doctor: Your little brother wants to play on your account
Huntress: Aimbot without aimbot
Cannibal: [this entry has been removed by moderation]*
Nightmare: You have the kit of 4 other killers and your greatest advantage is being a midget with scissors whose lunge doesn't match his height
Pig: Boop the snoot
Clown: Oh boy I wonder who the killer is. 3 Seconds later: *COUGH COUGH DYING NOISES COUGH RANDOM SURVIVOR SCREAM*
Spirit: Probabaly a weeb or a perv
Legion: Edgy boy
Plague: You suck at applying actual pressure
Ghost Face: Great Value Myers that is edgy boy's father edgy dad
Demogorgon: Teratophiles/Exophiles unite.
Oni: Definitely a weeb who watching too much 2016 Berserk and never bothered to watch the original
Deathslinger: Stealth killer with a terror radius that ######### you more than it ever helps
Comments
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I don't have a little brother...
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I don't boop the snoop. I do, however, like alt win-cons. :P
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I don't like anime and I'm gay :/
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I don't watch anime and ain't we all a little pervy😂🤗
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Im a doctor main so im a sith lord unlimited power!
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get off your brother's account. he's going to kill you.
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Ha my brothers are to poor or high to play this game would be knee deep in madden or nba 2k anyway
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M1'ing is for peasants, true Hillbilly mains only M2
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like i said. your mouse is broken and you refuse to get another.
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let me see your playlist then
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I laugh with those entries. But I have no main atm cause my beloved Nurse was bullie... nerfed to the ground.
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Accurate.
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dedicated server broke her already broken ankles. honestly yall are the only mains i feel honestly bad for.
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*likes Wraith, makes racecar noises*
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Wraith: You like camping. You probably own at least three tents. You have a lot of marshmallows and graham crackers in your pantry.
Pig: We just want you to boop the snoot. We're so misunderstood.
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Thanks, appreciate it 💖💖
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What exactly does aimbot without aimbot mean?
I was expecting to get called a furry, or told that I'm too tall and everyone sees me coming a mile away, or that nobody finds my unmanaged body hair attractive, or that I like kids stuff a liiiiiittle too much, or that I throw random [BAD WORD] around when I'm mad, or that I need to put on some freaking shoes, or something like that.
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A weeb? Maybe. A perv? No way. The poor girl is dismembered, she should in no way be sexualized.
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Oh, I didn't know my mouse was broken.
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I’m a Doc main and funny enough, my little brother wanted to play on my account to try Deathslinger. 🤔
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I'm sorry but I just read "I'm a sh*t lord" 😂
I don't get this thread, so maybe I'm doing it wrong, I don't main any killer but I call Wraiths Bing Bong Boi
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I main nurse & don't eat meat \ dairy products \ soy foods \ fast foods \ don't drink tap water
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This list was pretty funny
And i main Ghostface
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