so...i may be tried and executed for war crimes soon

if I die, I give custody of my pet Demodog to the Constitutional Republic of the Fog, all of my other possessions will go to my family, if you can get a hold of my body, bury me with a sword, a shotgun and my favourite mug, my family knows which one that is, and give me a proper funeral with BFG Division or Foregone Destruction playing in the background, if I'm going to hell, I'm going with style, farewell