The devs in a nutshell

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slunder
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Community: hey devs, we have problems with queue times, matchmaking is terrible, ranking system sucks, they are tons of bugs and 50% of the maps are either killer sided or survivor sided!

Devs: ok, well you think that maps suck due to balance? Then lets add a new map that both sides hate, so that there is no balance issue possible! Oh and maybe some overpriced cosmetics would help you forget all the issues!

Community: but devs, you do not get any new players! They all leave due to the tons of problems and matchmaking! Surely fixing that fixing that would bring more players, so more money!

Devs when at a meeting: ok, we are gonna add a new buggy system so that the community thinks that we care.

Devs to the community: we are working on it!

Community: *realizes that the game is even buggier then before with the last updates*.

Community: well, devs, can you actually invest, you know, a tiny bit more...

Devs: ok, since survivors seem frustrated, lets nerf a fun killer, the Hillybilly!

Killers: but even survivors did not complain about that!

Devs: Well...

Survivors like me: devs, why don't you fix actual problems like camping instead of nerfing a fun killer?

Devs: *I think we did a pretty good job so far*

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