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How many Bubba's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question, you don't need a lightbulb when you go camping.
What's your best DBD joke?
EDIT: Okay okay we get it you're a killer main.
How many survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know they all DC before I turn the light back on.
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What is the Blight's favorite food?
Corn.
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A Nea, a Jake, a Dwight, and a Jane all walk into a bar.
The Michael 4k'd.
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Why won’t Leatherface eat Clown?
...’cause he tastes funny
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I thought his favorite food is wax and oil from lava lamp.
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A Haiku, by Amanda "Pig" Young:
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Boom Goes your head, now you're dead
Should've booped the snoot
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to the tune of "That's Amore":
When their offering doesn't flip
it just wiggles a little bit
that's a mori...
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Come to think of it, Blight does kind of look like an orange lava lamp.
I just found Blight really easy to lose on corn maps and his ability to bounce off stuff is limited in corn world. I almost felt bad for him.
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Jeff wakes up in Lerys after a long night of shock therapy an says, “Doc, I can’t feel my legs!”
Doc replies, “I kno, I amputated your arms!”
“ehh heh heh heh heeeh!”
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What do you call a Wraith with no eyes?
Wrath 😜
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What do you fall a Michael Myers with no kills?
A Nochael myers
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Killer pick up lines:
”You must be a pallet,
’cause you’re SO stunning!”😘
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From Dwight.
You must be a locker, cause I wanna be inside you
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A bit of a racy one:
Two Blendettes Urban Evade into each other.
One says, "You need to come out of that locker already."
The other replies, "How can you say I'm in the closet when you won't stop crouching in my bush?"
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Blight, Trapper, and Clown all walk into a bar.
They both look confused as blight runs the other way.
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I'd offer some words of wisdom, however I feel like the revelation might be rather electifying. As a doctor, I have no time for jokes- shocking, I know.
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my favorite Dbd joke? ok this is easy
Ahem
Clowns power
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What happened when Bubba accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
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this was the best post of my life so far
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