Best Roast You've Received And Gotten?
Title. I wonder what people have heard and dished out.
Best Roast I've Given Was Saying "Keep the lid on the box pandora you won't like whats inside" to one of my mates who asked if we thought she was good at DBD.
Best Roast I've Gotten Was A Classmate Saying "You have to be a vampire because theres no way someone as confident as you has seen his reflection" That one hurt.
What about you guys?
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I can't remember any decent roasts against me (I'm sure there have been).
I've done a few quick response roasts. At school, this dick used to try to bully me to make himself look good in the eyes of the cool kids (who told me they couldn't stand him). He lived on a farm. When he tried to dig at me in front of them, I responded "I thought you're meant to spread your s**t on the fields, not in the common room". He flipped.
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Once upon a time i got a match where all the survivors brought flashlights. They couldnt aim for #########. so in ingame chat i said:
"Clickity Clackity, Your flashlight aim is wackity"
i still use this phrase to this day.
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Someone told me that I wasn't rad :(.
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I'm a doctor main who uses overcharge.
One time a Claudette said in the chat after a game where all survivors escaped, "The gens weren't the only thing you fried."
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I dished this one out.
GG EZ BB KILLER
Me: Go back to the sad hole you came from. Your mom.
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Someone at work told me that I look like Post Malone.
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Survivor: "GG EZ"
Me: "Last time I checked you were fu**ing dead"
Survivor: "Lul Baby Killer"
Me: "You had smoll pp with Soul Guard and a key"
Survivor dc's
Other surv: "Wow, your bbq wasn't the only thing that got grilled."
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God what haven't I been called? I have on my steam profile a collection of 400+ comments that may very well contain every slur under the sun, and that's not even counting all of the insults I've gotten in real life. Sadly most of them are crudely put together and are not impactful enough to count as a good roast.
I did once encounter a really, really, bad team mate in Among Us recently.
I would have described them as "dumb", "stupid" or "completely and utterly devoid of intelligence". But the synaptic charge produced by their 2 brain cells rubbing together is so unbelievably minor that no modern form of measurement exists that can accurately categorize just how absent of cognitive thought their brain is.
Like a tightrope walker across a chasm boldly straddles the line between life and death with each and every movement, this player walked the line between a single and multi-celled organism. Between the brainlessness of an amoeba and the merest presence of sentient thought.
It was as if they were unable to think, and yet still make incredibly stupid decisions and not vote for the person who killed me right in front of them.
How do you miss something so blindingly obvious you ignorant waste of oxygen I swear to god you are a genetic experiment gone awry and repurposed as a bioweapon to kill the braincells of anyone who just wants to play this game solo you inbred evolutionary mistake all you had to do was vote purple0 -
hmm
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I was told I would never be good at the game because my steam name was to simple. I had only been playing for a week and probably had 10 hours of total playtime between both survivor and killer.
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I asked a guy "What's up?" over chat in Friday the 13th: The Game and he replied..."Your mom's legs" I laughed so hard.
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while i can't remember any really good roasts against me (making fun of people is lowkey my personal hobby) i do remember this one game where some random was camping the corner, when i called him out on it he started targeting me with the most OP character he could think of, and i still beat the (Bad Word) out of him, afterwards he just started yelling in Russian and i don't know if he understood a word i said but i just yelled "Come at me like that again and i will make you wish your father pulled out you (Bad Word)ing degenerate scumbag piece of human garbage"
Needless to say, he wasn't happy XD
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i had a situation like this once, called out 3 imposters correctly in 2 games, i walk in on red killing someone and report it, call him out, what do my teammates say?
"Green (me) sus"
"Vote him out"
My response?
"So i call out 3 imposters correctly, clearly show i am trustworthy, and you believe Red over me?"
i get voted out and Red wins
My message in the lobby, "Note to self, if i walk in on the imposter, i'm not gonna bother reporting, i'll let you morons figure it out yourselves and FAIL BECAUSE THE LOT OF YOU COULDN'T FINISH READING A SHERLOCK HOLMES BOOK LET ALONE FIGURE OUT WHO THE KILLER IS"
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I went out of my way NOT to tunnel a survivor who was just really bad at hiding and kept running into me over and over and still got post-match salt. Thought they were a newbie, but ended up being in purple ranks. After a few messages, I just said "I straight up ignored you half the match - how much help do you need?" And was simply told to F*ck off lol. Maybe not so much a roast, but I thought it was funny regardless
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