What if DBD was a situation comedy airing on a local television network at prime time? Give me your ideas!

Meg: "David what did I tell you? No mithers in the house!"

Ace chimes in: "No mither? No comment"

*Laugh track*

Dwight: "Hey I think Uncle Talbot is here. I'm coming I'm comin"

Dwight: "Aghhhhh"

*Laugh track*

The Blight: "Sorry for lethal rushing in like that."

*Laugh track*