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π So, about Clown + Adam relationship.... π¦
So, we all know when Clown and Adam first started dating and hanging around the carnival Clown won Adam that super-cute unicorn plushie. Itβs Adams favorite item.
We also know about that big fight they had about who got to wear the Mr. Puddles outfit that night...which led a crying Adam to fling his beloved unicorn plushie in Clown's face then run out into the night.
So now Clown has hung the beloved plushie on his hook too show Adam how much he loves and misses him...but what about when Adam and Clown make up?
This charm is only available for Killers. Why can't Adam ever take it back and carry it with him?
Protest! Protest to the devs!! This is so cruel! Adam is crying in his popcorn! ...So sad..... ππ’
Listen to Adams cries! Hear how they haunt you!
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What did I just read...
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I have no clue where this originated, but I need more of it in my life!
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i miss 10 seconds ago when i didn't know this existed
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I know you usually create cursed thread but what the actual #########?
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there you go man
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We all are wondering this too my brother
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At least it isn't as bad as his pregnant survivor post...
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meme added to collection
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I don't- I don't want to know.
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Cringe.
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You really don't, I still regret even reading the title of that post.
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At least this is better than the average OMG PLS NERF DS AND SPIRT TOO OP threads.
Actually never mind
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Yeah, I posted about that cause I think maternity clothes are so cute. I didn't consider people might be offended. I usually don't think too much ahead about anything...π’
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Memes added to collection.
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It's fine buttercake, we all make mistakes π»
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...things are about to get dicey for their relationship though, since Clown has met Felix: a younger, more handsome fellow who's experience as an architect makes him inexplicably good at carnival games. Especially that one where you have to toss a ring onto bottles.
Will Clown's heart remain true? Will Adam become jealous seeing Clown stepping out with a dashing foreigner?
Find out next week on Dead by the Days of our Lives. No, wait, it's Days of our Deadlight. No no, it's Dead by Daylives.
...hang on. I can get this.
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What the #########
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No, man! Don't let Felix cause a wedge. Poor Adam...no...you mean Clown will now give Seymour the unicorn to Felix!!!! Ahhhhhhh! π±
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Iβm sorry but this thread is absolutely disgusting and I canβt believe youβd actually post something like this. Especially when you know that me and Kenneth have been in a COMMITTED relationship for the past few months. This is complete defamation and my lawyers will be in touch.
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Hi, a-level law student here, would you consider hiring me? All I need in return is for someone to be proud of me and maybe a hug or two.
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Would you be willing to wear a Mr. Puddles outfit for a hug?? ππ
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I'd rather be lonely till the day I die.
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The memes on this thread are worth reading it, I am not one to judge tho. Tbh I've read worse on Archive of our own or Wattpad - that rabbit hole I fell in was deep.... β.β I still haven't gotten over the Myers x Dwight stuff. Tbh I don't even know how I got there...
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Why did I have to suffer reading that
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Youβve got yourself a deal kiddo.
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<3
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Adam was so bratty and inconsiderate. Not only did clown win him that stupid plushie he also needed to take something else away. But clown wasn't having it and he set his boundaries.
It's what happens when a giver and a receiver get together. Nothing will ever be enough for Adam he'll always ask for more, while clown could give away his very soul and get that bratty attitude as a thank you.
The sad thing is that despite all that clown is still simping for Adam, so sad.
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WHAT...
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HELL...
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I...
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READ?!
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Yeah but Adam is a lot younger and way more immature. I could tell you how his childhood kinda stunted his emotional growth...but that is such a long sad tale. Clown usually understands but also he is so old and over most things. Most of the time lately he just can't.
Of course they will make up in the end. but The Entity(devs!!!!!) Will never let Adam have Seymour again! ππ
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The unicorn now has A NAME AND IT'S CALLED SEYMOUR I'm done.
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Was my reaction too
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I... What. This is not what I expected out of my Saturday night, but that's okay.
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Or his werewolf one...
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I just read that one again.
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You didn't like the one about grabbing my man's chest hair?? ππ¦
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Devs make this canon pls.
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Yay! Finally some love! π
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Why this thread is in off-topic and not in the lore discussions?
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No, stop.
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Another meme added to my collection, thanks
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Every time I see one of OP's post I am never quite sure, if I should be scared or intrigued.
Now, after reading the post I am still not sure, whether to be scared or intrigued, nor am I certain what the moral consequences for either would be.
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Is this a warning that I should never visit off topic?
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This is one of my favourite fan fictions ever!
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