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Can Nurse also get a machine gun?

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But if horror movies have taught us anything, it's that Ace will unload into the killer and breath a sigh of relief. He will then either

A. Check to see if the killer is REALLY dead, which is when the killer reaches up and slits his throat.

B. He will just run away and unlock the gate. Breathing a sigh of relief, he stands before the gate as it opens, revealing the killer behind it who lifts Ace up by the neck before ripping his guts out

Unless he's the Final Girl that is, in which case she'll survive only to be immediately killed in the sequel to show the audience that no one is safe

You are a legend.