The lore of this game is so intricate and cool! I hope the game is as good as it

Sorry, it isn’t

Everything I hate about Dead by daylight, let’s see, I paid $27 to get, one survivor with an extra shirt, two of her cosmetics, a killer, and a onesie. Four things for $27, buying a game pack for the sims 4 gets you like 20 garbage things but hey at least it’s priced a LITTLE bit better than this #########. Maybe auric cell packs should be reduced by two dollars or maybe original characters shouldn’t have auric cell exclusive outfits and keep that to the licensed characters. 

Iridescent shards do take a LONG time to get, how often is it? Like 250 shards every 8 games? The grind for these shards along with the bp and the fact you have to buy every perk is ridiculous. Most games with grind can make it fun but this game isn’t anywhere near the level of “fun” in its grinding. 

Speaking of fun, there’s certain things that don’t make this game fun, like spirit and Freddy having no skill cap whatsoever, one perk being able to get someone a guaranteed 2k, (NOED) the fact that there are no in game punishment for camping and tunneling, sure there’s two perks to counter that but guess what those two perks are on licensed characters and one of them isn’t even good. So this game is a pay to not get ######### on, also the fact that the devs tell killers they can do that, it’s not a banable offense to ruin someone’s fun, even if the survivor did nothing wrong and they were just the first person you saw at 5 gens. 

Yep, just sit there and camp them, with 0 gens done... it’s ok to do that if all the gens are completed and you haven’t gotten any kills. But it’s not gonna work anyway unless you’re a good killer but how would you get to the endgame without any hooks, surely it’s not because you tried to chase one person too long and the generator speeds are fast as #########, nOoOo that’s you being bad at the game. 

And oh hey what’s that? It’s a wall where there used to be a door and now you got ######### on and you have to break it making killers with a fine early game suddenly becoming hag. Oh what’s that? You weren’t able to hit them anyways because the optimization of the new maps is dog #########? Oh just get a better computer, what? You have a high quality gaming computer with a max graphics card that can run actually good looking games with a breeze? So it isn’t your computer it’s actually the dev’s team Yandere dev level of coding? I was hoping for spaghetti for dinner but I wasn’t expecting it in my game! 

Or how about keys, and Mori’s making your day miserable, I was talking about the tunneling earlier but what if we added an offering that let’s you kill a survivor AFTER their first hook! I’m sure no one will exploit that and tunnel after first hook! What they did? Eh they don’t need to be banned we put that ######### in ourselves and we love our community we make sure to do the best for them by the way buy our new dlc we PROMISE it won’t be ######### this time. 

Oh I forgot the keys. Make sure to get an item that can randomly be in a chest or you can bring into the match that lets you get a free escape after a certain bar has been cleared. Oh but wait! That exit is hidden so it’ll be hard to find it. Unless you put a common offering on that makes it spawn in a certain place we definitely thought about this when we made it. Is there anything else?? Eh I don’t think so. Make sure to share more ######### you hate about this game before the mods ban me