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How to never lose a survivor game again
Are you losing games as survivor?
Yeah, I bet you are! And boy, do I have the solution for you!
My name is Dwight Fairfield, and I have the miracle cure against losing available for purchase!
LOCKERS! Lockers have several benefits that you'll just need to read down to see!
-COUNTERS BBQ
-COUNTERS DOCTOR
-COUNTERS CLOWN
-THE KILLER WILL NEVER INJURE YOU
-YOU GET TO USE HEAD ON AND INNER STRENGTH
-YOU CAN FORCE THE KILLER TO GET DS'D
but don't just take my word for it! Here are some SCREAMING reviews from costumers!
"I have won so many games because of lockers!"-Evan Macmillan, not a killer
"Get Head On stu-hey why didn't it work?"-Jane Romero, survivor
"Why is the killer standing in front of the locker? Hey...why didn't my DS work?"-Laurie Strode, survivor
"Lockers make the game worth playing!"-Amanda Young, "survivor"
Don't wait! Use Lockers today!
Comments
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Dwight here, thank you
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I love this
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Hands up! Back away from the bones.....slowly now. -Nancy
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The one Zarina I just had in my match must have read your advice for she has been in a locker the WHOLE time I have been on hook (went 2nd stage of my first hook while the killer was chasing someone else)
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Prolly doing the “stun 4 times in 1 match” challenge. I’ve been seeing a lot of Head-On today trying for that.
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yeah if it's up to 4 times in a match you're gonna be seeing a lot of ds/head on combos and people hugging pallets until they finally get it. On the bright people will throw games over trying to get those kind over with. I've gotten myself killed over the 3x ones I'll definitely do it over the fourth just to get it done and gone
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