Stop bully innocent Claudettes

Nah, you are lying! Claudettes don't have feelings, their blood is cold as bush, their progenitor.

I just want squeeze all the claudies

"Old war-bots never die; we just rust away."

I have only ever come across three types of claudettes before.

1. The baby default Claudette - This innocent creature has no concept of looping and struggles with even simple tasks such as hitting skill checks which if she misses she must run and hide immediately just like when she hears a faint heartbeat in the distance.
2. The more common Blendette - These ninja like beings are equipped with a full load out of perks to best suit her powers of invisibility as well as her trusty key to help her when all else fails. She crouches from bush to bush around the map and her only interest is gens. If she does get caught by the killer once you save her from the hook she quickly retreats to the nearest corner to self care for an hour or so before finding the hatch and letting you die on the hook while you curse her name.
3. The worst of all claudettes the dreaded Claudarinas - These savage beasts only interest is to cause suffering to all killers and survivors in their efforts to emulate their master the dreaded ochido. No killers retinas are safe around her and survivors should avoid her at all costs as she is equipped with her beloved bond and ooo perks making sure where she goes the killer follows and she is on her way to your gen to cause havoc. She should never be followed when the killer is around due to her ability to body block at any given time. Also she can never give up an opportunity to play her favourite game FarmVille as she will run at you on the hook while the killer is around and get you straight off of there with no concept of anything such as BT so unless you have DS prepare for death as it is imminent. Once the match is over they are usually found either at an exit gate or over an open hatch repeatedly butt dancing until the killer approaches as she must say goodbye and also assert her dominance over the poor soul she has tortured throughout the match.

You are not lying Nancy is somehow the greatest pallet slammer in DBD, when she wants to hit you, she's gonna hit you.

But then there's default Nancy Idg her ,she runs in a straight line all game, take hits and usually the first person trying to the hook save or no save ,but the end this monster transforms into a Phoenix and there's no getting the last hook she becomes God like if you didn't get her early.

Cheryl is an inconvenience ,she hides all game, but she's doing the gens. If the gens or getting done it's Cheryl, Everytime you go to the gen, Cheryl's at the gen and she knows the perfect time to leave ,when you do arrive she'sout in the open but heading to the safest loop.

I always picture throwing the deuces at me ✌

Look, if a Claudette is wearing dark clothes, I'm not gonna be playing super nice. Sorry, but you brought it on yourselves, Blendettes, because if I leave you alone I might never find you again thanks to perfect game design.

You understand that has nothing to do with a human being selecting 1 of 20+ characters, right? Also, how did you two do everything if you know they were just being “blendettes” (hint: please don’t reply to this type of question)