If you were the devs, what would you do first?

I would actually do my job.

Man,you didn't have to expose them like that 😧😧😧😧

Honestly speaking, your a gigachad

Devote more resources to revising old content instead of constantly trying to push out shiny new things that people aren't really asking for. It shouldn't take multiple years to address/tweak previously released perks and killers. It's actually absurd how slow these devs move on that front. 3 years to give Clown a yellow bottle? Ridiculous.

Undo Billy's overheat mechanic

Address problematic map RNG and allow map seeds for custom lobbies

Show killer ping in lobbies

Rework keys

Probably start listening to the community for once.

Survivor BOTS

lol i meant something like huntress when she starts aiming. deathslinger is completely quiet when he starts aiming. he needs to make a noise when he starts AIMING, as a warning so the survivor could have a chance to react.

I would have everyone making new killers stop, and just work on improving what is already in game.

fix hillbilly.

You must not play survivor much, i guess or just like playing 3v1 solo Q. You have an Oni pic on your profile so that answers the question.

So having another survivor (bot) running around doing gens or taking up the killer's time is WORSE than having 1 less survivor in the match? I don't understand that reasoning.

If we're going to say things we could realistically do in a day, I'd make a friendly, affirming post to the in-game news system, change the text killers get when they de-rank to be less judgemental, and maybe add an encouraging message to the load screen and/or end screen to try to set a positive tone and promote good sportsmanship.

Revert Billy to his former perfect self.

I'm not a Billy main he was my favorite to go up against.

Disable ds after unhooking, progressing gen, healing full health.

Pause ds timer in chase, give a sprint burst after the stun.

Make bt a distance and time at hook perk rather than this terror radius perk that is exploitable on both sides.

Delete OoO and infectious fright.

I would balance maps alongside the graphical reworks

Delete NOED and Tinkerer

I would punish killers who Troll,Camp and Take the game hostage with their unfair game play.

I record every match and report anyone who is the killer that camps/trolls in one spot to prevent everyone from playing the game.

If you are a killer and see Xxirontigerpawxx... Be warned I record and report cheaters

You know what, since Oni is Spirit’s ancestor, we’ll keep him too :)

My actions would be, in order:

1 - Voice chat is now a standard feature for survivors. Can be turned off in options.

2 - Balance all perks/powers on both sides with step 1 in mind.

3 - Remaining in front of a hook for more than 10s while not in a chase increases the speed of generators for survivors by an escalating amount. (Anti - Face Camp)

4 - Hooked teammates can now cancel being unhooked if killer is within a small distance. (Anti - Teammate farming)

5 - If survivors are in gate during EGC without leaving for more than 8s, they become exposed. Leaving gate resets this.(Anti - Gate BMing)

6 - Karma system. DC'ers/Hook Suiciders/Face Campers/4 slug bleedout killers/etc etc get karma penalties for unsporting behaviors - too low of karma goes to the salt mines where they get matched against similar karma. Can be exited by maintaining good karma scores for 3 games.

First two are to make game balance less wishy-washy and more approachable in a binary fashion. Rest are jerkass fumigation.

And Finally:

Moris are basekit for killers - useable only once per round, on either the last survivor remaining, or on any survivor who has reached Hook=death state. Last survivor may attempt to escape out of the Mori same as they would attempt to jump off hook (so no guaranteed death cheese on a survivor who has not been hooked yet), short stun to killer if successful. Keeps the cool animation and thematics, without moris being a gameplay advantage.

I would make killer hexes a stand alone system separate from the blood web. I’d give each killer an individual hex, make all hexes full strength instead of 3 tiered (meaning that each hex just does what it does, you don’t upgrade them in a blood web), and allow killers to equip a max of two hexes each round in addition to their regular perks. In addition to the hex that each killer is given, I’d add an extra 5-6 hexes, and then add one new hex with each new killer.

Add Spongebob Square Pants as a killer and make his terror radius his laugh.

I’d add training mode into core dbd for people to mess around with. It would be an extra component in custom for people that do not have friends or they just wanna practice looping or flashlight saves. Maybe try different techniques. I say that it’ll stay in custom since people have been a little pi ssy about being able to earn bloodpoints, experience and shards. I think that having training mode be an extra mode in custom would benefit the community greatly. Also the fact about being able to practice with your friends would be pretty fun to have. Imagine being the killer and one of your friends as survivor sandbags a bot that you’re looping. Just my idea on what i could do.

I'd also attempt to mod it if I knew how to make a mod in DbD since I'm not sure if they even provide us with tools to do so, but...

1: Rework a majority of perks and possibly some killers (Ideally their addons mostly)

Some perks are old and or useless, a relic from older times or even just downright OP or annoying like OoO can be.

Mostly using Otz's perk changes idea he made in one stream with his community since a lot of them are generally good idea.

Also includes reworking any maps if needed.

2: "Cosmetic Shop"

A little 'feature' that lets you choose a cosmetic (Whenever you own it or not) and view it in a small little ingame area to view cosmetics before purchase. This also would apply to any Survivors and or DLCs in which those DLC characters have adept and training bots or a killer (of same DLC) or survivors (depending on any perks) to show function.

Let's you mix and mingle any cosmetic from any other cosmetic pack, Like mixing a Nea cat shirt with those shorts from her pineapple shirt collection to also see ingame, would ideally allow purchase of both items seperately or from all collections if desired.

3: Bloodmarket

Adds an area in which you can buy with bloodpoints. All items cost a little extra, but you don't have to shift through a bloodweb.

Can also be used for addons. Allows you to sell offerings at 50% and convert shards to BP. (1 shard = 75BP)

-Does not allow purchase of perks, may not allow purchase of addons/items above a certain rarity, ideally purple and above. Or just iridensent.

-Allows you to sell items and addons as well at a 50% reduction.