Stories of Stupid Things You've Done
Went against a hag a week ago that had four hex's. We cleansed (I believe) Undying, Ruin, Devour Hope and my friend ran across one more.
Me: It's probably haunted ground
Her: Yeah it's definitely haunted ground.
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Me: You cleansing that?
Her: Ohhh yeah.
*Loud crack and everyone gets hit with exposed.*
*She screams as the killer turned the corner and decked her straight in the face.*
Her: "Aw no!"
Me: "You went into that with both eyes wide open."
*Generator dings complete*
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Still cracks me up whenever I think about it.
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I recall at least one instance when I replied to a waitress saying "Have a nice meal" with "Thanks, you too".
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I've been played like a god damn fiddle.
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I was driving and I saw some birds fly away ahead of me. I immediately hit the breaks thinking someone is passing there. I think I spend way too much time in DBD.
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I bought DbD, twice.
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In-game I was the Wraith on the Crotus map and an unsuspecting survivor had wandered into one of those dilapidated ruins and cornered themselves. In one of those brick pockets.
Stealthily, I used the cloak to swoop in behind him and ding-donged my bell. He was trapped and blocked in. All he could do was spin his character around on the spot. He was mine. I raised my former boss' spinal column high in the air and sent it crashing down ... onto air. I missed. I altered my position slightly, which was enough to make his escape, but should have still been a hit. I missed again.
I decided chasing Meg was now a more viable plan. She was moving. I can land a hit, just so long as they aren't still.
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Playing this game.
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lol same
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Pyramid Head on Gas Heaven, downed the last 2 survivors, killed the first, carried the second in the direction of the next hook, got the amazing idea to get more points for searching and closing hatch and getting "Late Hook". Pressed R, well i must have just reached the threshold, since the survivor got free, directly found the hatch and escaped.
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Tapping a gen when I knew the killer had dragon's grip as a "distraction" which just ended up with me being instadowned. Then doing the same thing again for the same reason with the same result
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I thought it was only me who said things like that 😂
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Had a Meg cornered on Yamaoka map and I was Demo I had a daily of shred 5 survivors I wind up and miss she stands there obviously disappointed, I try again and miss again. After she stands there and shakes her head I go open the exit gates and go play a different game for a bit.
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Was solo against a leather face, going for the achievement where you have to be the last to leave as obsession without ever being hit the whole game.
looped him a bunch and we got the gens done with three of us left, with the third being chased I get the door open.
the third gets downed and while Yui is being carried I open the door, yep it was bloodwarden. I bolt but Nancy just stands at the exit gate like a boss and goes down.
I then get chased for a while but he has rancor and gets me with the one shot and Moris me over the hatch :D
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Staying on the same gen for 10 minutes because i missed 20 skillchecks
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I screamed hit or miss at the top of my lungs in a high pitch voice when I was juking the killer
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Vaulting at a T&L as killer (in red ranks)
I may have been intoxicated ....
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Thinking Jane was hot
Have you seen Trickster though? SHEEESH
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Can't name the amount of times I've fallen victim to the thing where you drop a pallet and the killer acts like their going the other way but then come right back around when you slide over the pallet.
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Going to use for the people, only I had just took it off after running that perk for a week. Luckily my partner forgave me.
or for forgetting I took off borrowed time
Thereis also to many to list like using for the people and becoming exposed to rancor right in front of the killer.
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Sending myself to Dead Dawg Saloon by mistake.
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