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A Spirit Haiku for the Haters
Spirit is good, wahh
She has no counter, wahh wahh
Call the wahhmbulance!
Stop complaining about Spirit and go teabag some more. Thank you.
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“Who doesn’t love getting faked out by someone doing nothing and giving no information on what they’re doing? I certainly do as anyone who complains about that sucks at the game and needs to git gud.”
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Yes her standing still mind game is very skilful, survivors just need to git gud.
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It's amazing, really. How you can make a poem, a form of self-expression where nothing is truly wrong because it's a collection of one's feelings displayed in an artistic way that only they could think of, and still so massively incorrect.
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Is this a cleverly disguised hint that the ctrl key was the true hidden counter to Spirit all along?
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In response to this Haiku, I stand still.
Guess my next move.
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Well at least you follow the 5 7 5 syllable rule
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Spirit has more counter play than nurse
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*Nurse has more counterplay than spirit
Mainly because spirit has no counterpay lol
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Spirit 0 counterplay but you can juke Nurse
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That's... not true at all.
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Spirit is overpowered, everyone knows that at this point.
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Nah, teabagging ain't my type. Being a killer main and agreeing that Spirit is braindead is my type.
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I see counterplay.
Where no one else does? Oh wow!
I must be real good!
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Have you played dbd? She isn't that powerful as many other killers
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Imagine being fool enough to fall for a stand still mindgame. No wonder people complain about Spirit, they legit just walk into her arms lmfao.
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Entitled Killer
Skill greater than winter’s bite
Stand still for the win
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I know right it's almost like she looks exactly the same standing still as she does when she uses her power, imagine being silly enough to not make the right 50/50 guess about what she was doing.
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I love it.
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Couldn't say it better myself.
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The true counter play just play nice maybe they will let you go
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If you want to play a killer, go ahead. But it's clear you're feeling insecure about it since you're coming onto the forums and implying that survivors are just crybabies.
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what other killers you mean ? she is the S tier par on nurse. have you played dbd ?
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Body is 1 character too short.
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no bro its a mindgame bro.
I took my hands off the keyboard bro I deserve to be rewarded bro
in all seriousness, when you have players like myself who just straight up don't play Spirit anymore because of how easy and un-interactive she is, that's a problem.
You can play Spirit if you want zero challenge and easy wins, I'll work for mine. mMre fun that way.
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Same. It is very sad because Spirit is my favorite killer in the game as I really love her character. I used to main Spirit because I just really loved her. I stopped maining her because of her unfair gameplay but I’m really missing her and hoping that one day she can get a fix.
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You sir are a warrior poet.
Well said 👏
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Nice poem.
serious amount of whaaaah generated from this. Love it.
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Who else came here expecting a really brilliant and snarky piece of poetic literature?
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I know, right?
So much crying about Spirit standing still, like it takes MORE skill to hit Shift+w and teabag. If a Spirit is getting a 4k from standing still, you deserve to lose.
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