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Lets posts pointless conversatioms with no meaning other than to fight back

AChaoticKiller
AChaoticKiller Member Posts: 3,104
in Off-topic
Lets beat the spam nonsense with spam related nonsense. 

Comments

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Um, um......survivors are friendly, there are no toxic survivors or killers only toxic players!!!!
  • Goldengeartwo
    Goldengeartwo Member Posts: 79
    Meg is cute 
  • NMCKE
    NMCKE Member Posts: 8,243
    Goldengeartwo said:
    Meg is cute 
    Spirit is bae! :)
  • Unnamed_Freak
    Unnamed_Freak Member Posts: 570

    Surveillance is trash.

  • SnakeSound222
    SnakeSound222 Member Posts: 4,467

    Doctor is our lord and savior.

  • DwightsLifeMatters
    DwightsLifeMatters Member Posts: 1,649
    I love getting 4 times DSed in one match... But still 4k at the end 
  • Vietfox
    Vietfox Member Posts: 3,823
    I tame stones just for fun.
  • DocFabron
    DocFabron Member Posts: 2,410
    edited December 2018
    Nerf Fredbear, Leatherface, and Legion

    Buff Nurse and Billy

    Killers are OP

    Campers, Loopers, or any other frowned upon tactic players have tiny peepees

    I'm the best player of all, look at  peepee
  • Dead_by_David
    Dead_by_David Member Posts: 270

    I used NOED and my willy fell off

  • Yuri_92
    Yuri_92 Member Posts: 2

    I teabagged too hard and now I don't feel my legs

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    I hate noed and hope when the totem gets destroyed, all survivors get knives and can finish off the killer.

  • Dwight_Fairfield
    Dwight_Fairfield Member Posts: 7,043
    Vaulting slowly over windows hurts Dwight's balls.
  • MrZapp
    MrZapp Member Posts: 102

    Z a p

  • I_am_Negan
    I_am_Negan Member Posts: 3,756

    This old man, he played one,
    He played knick-knack on my drum;
    With a knick-knack paddywhack,
    Give a dog a bone,
    This old man came rolling home.

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    I've hidden in the same locker as Dwight so much that when I opened it this latest time the doors fell off the hinges.

  • GodDamn_Angela
    GodDamn_Angela Member Posts: 2,213

    I hate granny crawling over a pallet when in a chase. RIP me.

  • Vietfox
    Vietfox Member Posts: 3,823
    Every time i read your name i see "A Catholic Killer"
  • Unnamed_Freak
    Unnamed_Freak Member Posts: 570
    edited December 2018

    Joey is a bottom.

  • AChaoticKiller
    AChaoticKiller Member Posts: 3,104
    edited December 2018
    Vietfox said:
    Every time i read your name i see "A Catholic Killer"
    Religious killer when? I need to guide the poor souls to the light.
  • NoxiousOnnyyxx
    NoxiousOnnyyxx Member Posts: 343

    How else are we suppose to be salty b!tches?

  • Boss
    Boss Member Posts: 13,616

    Isn't this for off topic?

  • Dokta_Carter
    Dokta_Carter Member Posts: 614
    AChaoticKiller said:
    Vietfox said:
    Every time i read your name i see "A Catholic Killer"
    Religious killer when? I need to guide the poor souls to the light.
    The light that is The Entity.

    "Hello have you hear of pur Lord and Savior
    The Entity? He offers immortality you see, even if you "die" you come back, because we are to entertain him!" Would love that haha
  • Dokta_Carter
    Dokta_Carter Member Posts: 614
    Boss said:

    Isn't this for off topic?

    I think its to fight against the Spam that fills 8 pages at night tbh
  • MyNamePete
    MyNamePete Member Posts: 1,053
    edited December 2018

    I'm sexually attracted to The Pig

  • Theluckyboi
    Theluckyboi Member Posts: 1,113

    The industrial revolution was a mistake, it lead to horrible things such as the world wars, new epidemics, ideologies like communism and fascism. the human being has been devoluting since then.

  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    @AChaoticKiller said:
    Lets beat the spam nonsense with spam related nonsense. 

  • XxAtomicAlfiexX
    XxAtomicAlfiexX Member Posts: 395

    noed is completely fine and balanced

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @XxAtomicAlfiexX said:
    noed is completely fine and balanced

    Well at least I get to say DS is fine and needs a buff then.

    Inb4 the devs see this and use it for April fools material which gives me an idea. 😈😈😈😈😈😈

  • PapaAndrei
    PapaAndrei Member Posts: 72
    We need a crazy old man killer who smacks people with fish
  • PigNRun
    PigNRun Member Posts: 2,428

    Kate was the best Survivor ever introduced, despite her perks being rather garbo.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    PigNRun said:

    Kate was the best Survivor ever introduced, despite her perks being rather garbo.

    No, David is the best survivor introduced into the game, I love him so much <3
    .....maybe too much.....
  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    PigNRun said:

    Kate was the best Survivor ever introduced, despite her perks being rather garbo.

    No, David is the best survivor introduced into the game, I love him so much <3
    .....maybe too much.....

    We need Pizza David.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    powerbats said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    PigNRun said:

    Kate was the best Survivor ever introduced, despite her perks being rather garbo.

    No, David is the best survivor introduced into the game, I love him so much <3
    .....maybe too much.....

    We need Pizza David.

    I wouldnt be upset about that, even though we already have our pizza time boi. What we really need is short shorts David :crazy:
  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I wouldnt be upset about that, even though we already have our pizza time boi. What we really need is short shorts David :crazy:

    What'd be even better is to have pizza specific lockers that way Dwight is never confused about which locker is his. Then pizza David could deliver the killer to the correct locker and the killer would tip him by letting him live.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    powerbats said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    I wouldnt be upset about that, even though we already have our pizza time boi. What we really need is short shorts David :crazy:

    What'd be even better is to have pizza specific lockers that way Dwight is never confused about which locker is his. Then pizza David could deliver the killer to the correct locker and the killer would tip him by letting him live.

    Perfect....
  • PigNRun
    PigNRun Member Posts: 2,428
    I was going to post a screenshot of something I noticed with Kate being healed by a Jeff. Her head bent forward/downwards way too much, but Robin Williams' thick thighs ruined the shot.
  • TrueKn1ghtmar3
    TrueKn1ghtmar3 Member Posts: 1,143
    I'm secretly without the devs knowing putting a perk into the game that showed all auras all the time.