What are the funniest DBD usernames that you've come across?

"If Wraith, Mori"
So i place Mori.
When they hear my bell, they come up to me.
Hook 'em, stay cloaked nearby, they get unhooked, i down them and Mori them.
Aftergame chat, we were both happy.

I ran into a hag wearing the red dress and their name was “Date Night Hag”

This has to be my favorite. I swapped back to PC when cells launched so I could play as Shirtless David (hence my name). 
The stars aligned perfectly. 

Other good ones : Mario/Luigi with the matching Dwight outfits, Warm Egg (Rocking war meg head), moist for myers, <--Mori them.