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My strange addiction - Hello, I am a salt miner
Hello everyone,
many people here on the forums agree that one of the best advice that can be given about the game is to turn off the after game chat. But, I got to confess: I am addicted to the salt and mine it; I am a salt miner and this here are some of the fruits of my labor.
I made the names of my salty victims unreadable, mostly with salt, but sometimes chose different colors if there was some dialoge of sort.
Please enjoy
This first one here is of The Artist and a slow start. In the first one team totally stomped me and one guy couldn't stop gloating of how good an Artist player he was. The second was from a game where I totally dominated and stomped the survivors and it was just comically funny.
Next is Billy, and he got some honest salt, if I ever saw some.
Bubba got surprisingly little salt, especially when you consider that I play him a lot. But I don't facecamp with him, which the second dialog plays testament to :)
Clown on the other hand gets MASSIVE amounts of salt. Maybe because peeps expect an easy match against him because he is concidered to be rather weak? Non the less, I had my fun with this survs. But the one on the right actually made me feel bad, because I believe him :(
I don't play much Deathslinger, so I got just one very short one for him:
With the Doctor I get a lot of DCs or silence. Both of this pics were after lengthy trials with very sweaty, very toxic SWF sweat squads. In the one case, were a David DCed off my shoulder, I left halft the names in, you can probably guess why.
Here comes Huntress, just a single one as I don't play her half as often as she deserves.
Legion is one of my most played Killers, because they are easy to farm with. But I have the rule that if you BM me during the trial I might tunnel you out of the game.
This was a game were two players DCed because they couldn't cope with the amount of toxicity plague spewed forth. Back then I went for a brutal game, today I might give the two the gate.
Pyramid Head is my main killer, so I get lots of salt with him, with all his sneaky downs through walls and stuff.
Save the best for last. With Spirit I got the most funny, salty comments. Mind you, these were all after her rework, I never played her before.
@Marc_go_solo Your request for some after game chat analysis inspired me to finally start this topic. Please enjoy, fam :)
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that slinger one got me
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Same. It short, but concise.
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I can't salt mine on my region. Barely anyone speaks English and just types out boxes on my end. Honestly haven't had a good mine in a year by now.
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The slinger one was short, to the point, and brutal.
"Suck"
Like how do you come back from that?
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"suck" is so simple, yet so powerful
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The very definition of fight fire with fire.
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You main pyramid head? I thought u mained clown lol
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I wanted to be a proper Clown main, but I switched to Pyramid Head :P I am not the most loyal killer player and I switch it up regularly. But Pyramid Head sees my most gametime.
I also want to get into Oni and Artist, but also think that Nemesis is quite fun. And so the Huntress will stay neglected on the wayside, also I know that I would love to learn how to do sick hatchet throws.
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The Slinger example was brilliant! Love the shortness!
As for the others, is it possible Bubba is so stereotyped as the "toxic" player that people don't do much salt anymore, because it's too common?
Some of these could be fun on r/engrish, what woth the grammar and spelling. Thanks for sharing and especially thank you for wanting to do this after my suggestion! 1 like for you!👍
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Myself personally, I think I enjoy Nemmy and clown the most. Clown has been one of my favs off and on since his release really. Never truly mained him, more like a 3rd main.
But more recently..I realized that I never really get bored of him like I do some of the others, so screw it him and nemmy will be who I play most the time. To horde addons and p3 all perks the other characters.
Because there's something about them I just absolutely love, for one I love re...I could say I like anti loop killers but that's not true bc I like most killers really.
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Yeah I remember you from the pyramid daddy thread. You said if you saw me you'd ignore me. I hope you have a good memory because if you see me that's the only way you'd be getting any salt.
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I wish I could contribute to this, I was playing a game as Ghost Face on haddonfield against a bully squad and they legitimately wouldn't get off my heels for more than 5 seconds around the exact same hook so I had to keep trading the hooks until finally they ran out of unbreakable and DS, but I'm the camper. XD
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You're going against new players.
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I am going against whomever MMR matches me with. It's not that I jad a choice, eh?
But most weren't new players, if they already picked up the lingo and knew how to complain about getting tunneled and camped and knew the survivors playbook by hand :P
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