Which killer would you take out for Valentine's day and why?
Putting aside the fact that they're killers, which killer would you take out for a Valentine's day date today and why?
I think mine is pretty obvious 🥰 Trickster seems like he would be a blast to have a date with today. I have this little daydream of dancing with somebody, even though I'm a terrible dancer. Since Trickster is a good dancer, I'd definitely have him teach me some moves.
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huntress
big woman
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Bunny mommy is definitely a great choice 😏
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No one, relationships would impede my ability to practice curves with Billy, love is temporary, chainsaw is forever.
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Amanda seems like the most “normal” woman and is pretty intelligent so maybe her? 🤷♂️ Honestly this is not a speed dating game I’d want to play though.
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Huntress because buff woman
oh and also Artist
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I honor your dedication. Godspeed.
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Joey.
I'm sure he's soft behind that mask + free hoodies.
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Free hoodies are the best 🥺
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Any of the females this would have been easier if it was survivors
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Out of all male killers, I think Phillip, the Wraith, is a relatively better choice.
But I would try taking Pyramid Head out of curiosity. I feel like he's a good listener, so maybe..?
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I bet he gives good hugs too after he's done listening to you.
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Slinger seems like the kind of person who needs a drink after all he’s been through
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I'm not sure I'd want to go on a date with any of the killers TBH. But I watched Leatherface film again yesterday and it made me think about his childhood and developmental/learning difficulties. Even Dr Loomis tried to find some humanity in Myers (in the remake).
It would be interesting to have conversational dinner/lunch with Pinhead. Or Plague, as I love history.
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Oni seems like he likes to eat and I like to eat so it'd be good time of eating lots of food.
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I'm sure Joey's a sweetheart that's just been badly influenced by Frank. I could steer him back on the right path <3
Also Artist, because I'm interested to know where the hell she found crows in South America.
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You have some fine taste
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Probably Susie. She seems like the most normal killer there is. Plus, Legion is my favorite killer.
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Pyramid Head. Can't eat so the bill is lower and his arms look perfect for a cuddle
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Can't go wrong with Adiris. Now that's a quality mommy.
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Ghostface cuz I know once the date is done, he'll follow me home instead of leaving me on read.
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Look-See
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Definitely if she looked like that
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You'd go on that date but you'd be thinking about pre-butt nerf Pyramid-Head.
Sadako is non-corporeal so she wouldn't eat anything on a date (assuming she is old enough to date, I have no idea).
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I want to turn her into an actual mommy if you get what I mean.
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Susie.
She's just fallen into the wrong crowd... I can fix her.
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she's like 16 man
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No? All of the characters in DBD are over 18.
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☹️☹️ I was gonna say Susie
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one of her cosmetic collections are called "sophomore jitters". you could make the argument that cosmetics aren't canon or that she was held back but i still think it's weird
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I mean, yeah, at one point in her life she was that age, and that's what that cosmetic references? It's weird you'd assume that means she's underage when a bunch of other killers have cosmetics referencing events in their past.
Frank is at least 20 based on the base lore and there's no reason to assume the rest of the Legion are significantly younger.
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"Frank attended the parties she threw where everyone was younger than him and easily impressed, which he liked. He met the impulsive Joey, who liked to show off, and the shy, naïve Susie, who was Julie's best friend."
taken directly from legion's lore
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Fair enough, though I did say significantly younger. We also still know every character in DBD is over 18, so this is a moot point.
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Yes I do my friend😭😭😎
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Either Freddy or Hag.
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You must like dry, prickly skin. I mean, I'd agree with Freddy if he was Robert Englund, but modern Freddy is literally a predator and not nearly as funny.
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He wasn't supposed to be one. Freddy was going to be innocent, at least in the remake's original script.
This was changed prior to the film's release for unknown reasons.
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Even if he was innocent, I still wouldn't date a man with no skin, but to each their own I suppose.
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Dates in the dream world would be fun. You could go anywhere and buy anything without it costing actual money 🤔
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Hm, I can't choose one so here is my for a Valentine's Day date.
Pyramid Head. (Well, who is really behind that mysterious mask of his, and I am a big Silent Hill fan.) ^_^;
Trapper. (I am a Meg main and i have seen many cute and adorable pictures around.) ^_^;
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Amanda. She's been through hell and back in many different forms. That has to account for something. Made her into a better person with the hardships that she has faced. If I could spend one day to make anyone happy, definitely her. She deserves it.
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mmmmmmm....I'd love to take Daddy- I mean Doctor Carter out for Valentine's Day.
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Artist for sure, I'm unsure why I crush on her, but I feel trying to impress her on a date would be hard as the crows watch me like this...
Signed Hexy DevotedTricksterMainExtraordinare
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I already took Spirit out as my lovely Valentine :3
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Clown as long as he keeps a mask on
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Pyramid Head.
I like muscles.
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Hillbilly is my soulmate! He puts the VROOM in "va-va-vroom"!
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hhhh, I'm late but Ghostface or Susie, the date would be cuddles while watching a scary movie hands down
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Susie or Joey. They are the most likely to have..uhh..special chocolate. Also seem more likely to understand memes.
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