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Any funny examples of a non-insult? (as in, an insult or the like that was utter nonsense)
I had a game where one specific survivor didn't play super well, and for whatever reason my brain said "well, that person played like a bag of lemons."
I don't have an explanation for why my brain did this.
Anyone else have an example?
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No, I am quite good at actually just insulting people. I would surely get banned if I were to share some of my more creative ones. Or the default ones, honestly... I am not a particularly nice person when someone steps up.
But bag of 🍋 sounds sour, fam. I am going to start using that one on my path to becoming a better person.
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Remember when DBD players used to use 'potato' as an insult?
Has it fallen out of fashion?
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Maybe I'm just odd, but I do my best to never swear at people.
I'll swear at events on occasion, but not at people.
as a result, most insults that pop into my mind are just insulting sounding nonsense.
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If your so good then insult me
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I don't use gibberish when I "insult" someone, but "Claudette main" is usually one of my go-to's when it comes to bad players
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I hope your socks are always wet.
(since you asked)
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I can't believe. How dare you say that to me? I'm suing you for emotional damage.
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I'm sorry.
all jokes aside, I generally don't insult people.
I just find it funny that whenever my brain comes up with an insult, it's generally just nonsense.
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It's fine. I was joking
I don't insult people either. I usually just try and be nice and when I want to I just don't because im really bad at it
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no, it's fine. I was being snarky in return. (should've specified)
Snark I'm pretty good at.
backhanded compliments are so much more fun than insults.
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I agree its fun to be indirect when insulting. I like being shady and the person being completely unaware
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honestly, though.
Overall though, I just try to be courteous.
I prefer to save snide remarks for specific complaints rather than just being a jerk, even if it would be deserved.
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This wasn’t exactly gibberish but just a weird insult. I got told to "drink ypur own urine"
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gross.
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“Gen camper”
And more commonly
”Tunneler”
”Tryhard”
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It wasn’t gibberish but post game someone once said to me, “I hope your dog doesn’t love you anymore”
I mean that’s cold man, can’t they just want me to get cancer or kill myself like most other sore losers say post game.
who hurt you man, who hurt you? 😢
The comedy never ends.
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A really old one I saw on these very forums, which was something across the lines of “i’ll glue your lamp to your table” or something like that
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that's pretty funny.
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One really old one I heard a while back was some kid on the street telling me "my dad works for the CIA and he's going to get his friends to tilt every painting and bit of furniture in your house ever so slightly"
the kid was 8 years old and I could very easily pick him up and throw him if i wanted to but he said it with such conviction that i was legit scared he was being serious
It's haunted me for like 2 months
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what if he already did and you haven’t noticed it yet?
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...
Oh Dear God
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'You're like one of those fake drawers"
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All my insults have been pretty on point tbh, and I dont really insult much anyway unless its proper deserved (I don't even get mad at being camped, just a disappointed "Really man?" takes a lot to get an insult from me)
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idk if it counts but a survivor left their flashlight at the exit for me but another one came and picked it up as they went out and said "MINE" in the endgame chat.
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I saw a meme and it started off so mean but then it was such a turn around, lol, it was like
"I hope your mom gets cancer
Then it turns out she's fine
So you worry for nothing" lol, I loved it
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I was on Pig, running Letter and Grease. Got sent to Eyrie by what was at least a 3man SWF.
Ended up winning quite convincingly.
Postgame:
Me: "Phew. GGWP all".
Surv 1: "shut up what do you mean ggwp"
Surv 2: "don't think ur good, this map sucks for survivor"
Surv 1: "and u have to use OP killer lul"
Me: "Yes, I admit that Pig on Eyrie is probably the most unfair situation imaginable. Hopefully you get an easier game next time, like Nurse on Midwich"
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nice.
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It's not quite relevant, but another one that stuck with me was a completely mystifying exchange that happened a few months ago, and I wish I'd screencapped it.
Had an absolute brawl of a game on Hag, ended up 3k-ing but could easily have been a 1k. Insanely close.
Postgame went something along the lines of:
Me: "GGWP".
Surv 1: "reported".
Me: "Why?"
Surv 1: "you tunneled and camped me because"
Me: "Lol, no I didn't. I didn't even put traps near hooks until collapse"
Surv 1: "im using a pride charm"
Me: "What? No I didn't lol. You ran into a trap after you got unhooked"
Surv 1: "u wyt?"
Me: "What?"
Surv 1: "u white?"
Me: "Yeah. So?"
Surv 1: "u play hag alot?"
Me: "My main :)"
Surv 1: "thats problematic on it's own"
Surv 1: "should be reportable imho".
Surv 1: "wyt people shouldn't play blk killers thats messed up"
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Funny enough being called a bot nowadays is a pretty good compliment. Hacker bots running around makes it all the less insulting.
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•Go step on. a lego
•I hope both sides of your pillow is warm
•You're no longer invited to my tea party
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go step on a lego, that's just nasty lol
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