i'm leaving
i used to play dbd. All the time. i have at least ten thousand hours into the game, and my entire freetime was dedicated to it. I would even pretend to be sick so I can skip school and play dbd. dbd is my life
i think i speak for everyone in the loud and active minority that this patch was among the worst patch dbd has ever had in the history of dbd patches. why? because they BUFF KILLERS SO MUCH!
ten extra seconds on a generator? why are you making this so baby ez on the killer?
and now kicking a generator takes more progress? why!?!?!?!?!? that's literally the worst idea ever made. if the killer kicks a gen and i tap it, they shouldn't keep getting rewarded for kicking it again and again
that's not even MENTIONING the STUPID changes to DEAD HARD!!!!! 1 second endurance!?!?! NOW ITS BASICALLY USELESS! THANKS DEVS!
not even mentioning the EMBEARISSING changes to weak survivor perks. Calm Spirit!? That's supposed to be a buff!? i mean, i've never run it before, but that still makes me upset! i'm a SURVIVOR MAIN i know a bad perk when i see it, and i can't tell even before the PTB comes out bcuz its THAT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Disisive strke!? 3 seconds!? that makes no sense!!!!!! a some of the few fastest killers in the game can catch me in that time! make it like, 8 seconds or something so i can feel like i'm outplaying a nurse. or just ban nurse from the game pls, she's a dum killer anyway and i always loose to her
and then they pretend to address tunneling by making survivors faster off hooks and with five seconds endurance! Why didn't you make it like, ten seconds!? or twelve!? MAKE BORROWED TIME BASEKIT WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SO WEAK!?! i can't believe the devs would use so much restraint when making a change like that
i can't believe all my complaining on these forums over the last six years have been for NOTHING!!!! what else am i supposed to do with my time!?
i guess i'll figure it out, bcuz i'm leaving and never coming back ever again!!!! (until the next killer releases)
i hope you like what you did BHVR bcuz u just lost a customer FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! dead game
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its the way i genuinely cant tell if this is satire anymore because ive seen serious posts exactly like this
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Just ...just this
The wolf at the end is the only reason I'm more convinced it's satire than not BUT the kind of person who would make a post like this unironically would also use that wolf like that unironically...
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I had to doublecheck to see if this is a Sluzzy post. To my surprise, it wasn't
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I don’t believe.
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i'm 100% srs don't mess with me i'm lrsbinh nad not coming back /srs
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I’d say, if it’s not satire, then the new changes are doing a great job of getting the tantrum folk to quit.
Game health wise that seems like a good thing. 👍
In all seriousness thought the meltdowns are becoming entertaining.
“The lament of those whom fear change more than the killer”
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You'd be better off going to school
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Same, also don't understand the reason people feel the need to announce to the world that they're leaving. "I'm going to stop playing DBD but first i must type a thesis in the forums to inform everyone of my departure and why" Like dude, if you wanna leave then fine, go forth and have fun with something else
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"Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied."
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Okay bye
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Oh.
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i posted bcuz i don't have friends and i'm tryning to get people to go to another game with me bfore it dies wen ththe next dbd patch
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Sluzzys Posts are classy.
This person writes like an angry child.
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See you in a month
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8/10 started out well but laid it on a little thick at the end.
The wolf gif at the end was a nice touch tho.
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WARNING WARNING kid alert kid alert
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the wolf and the faking sick felt like giveaways to me. It did take me a sec, though.
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I hope you find another game you enjoy playing.
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