An Apology
Hello,
I am looking for a missed connection. As of tonight, around 9:30est, I played a match as huntress. Right as I loaded in, I took a few step forward to the middle of the dead dog saloon map. Suddenly, the overwhelming ping of diarrhea struck me. It was a request of immediate action. I stopped, leaving my huntress alone, staring deep into the depths of the desert. I hurried to the bathroom, hoping to be done fast enough to return to the game. Unfortunately, I was wrong. I heard you four survivors, longing for my presence, vaulting and blinding, yet, I was a hollow shell. As the end game collapse bells rang, I came to terms with the thought of never playing that game: a game of infinite possibilities, and here I am, sh*tting liquid. So, to you four survivors in that match, if you read this, please know that I am deeply, deeply sorry.
Sincerely,
SoloQueue
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What
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There isn't a single game of Dead by Daylight worth shitting your pants over
Your apology is accepted
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I honestly think we should have a missed connections section in this forum.
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Was it sugar free gummy bears?
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This post put a smile on my face. I’m sorry you are hurting, but I greatly appreciated the polished construction of this post.
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I thought for sure this was going to be some creepy stalker post.
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Wasn’t that a bit too much information? 🤢
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Im commissioned to make this emote, sorry for the watermark on. But
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Thank you for sharing, SoloQueue.
It made me remember a wholesome r34 post on steam forums about love towards a vomit lady. It was written in the same sincere manner.
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Thank for sharing...I guess?? 😐
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did you ######### in their mouth tho?
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Plot twist: Those four survivors are not signed up on these forums. 🙀
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Pretty crappy apology if you ask me...
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Missed connections, huh? I have one I'd like to share. I'll think about it.
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I guess it could have been worse? Like… At least you weren’t describing your experience in detail.
i still wish I hadn’t clicked on this thread.
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AYOO????
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