I'm so sick and tired of toxic SoloQ teammates (Rant)

I have a few thousand hours and played both sides 50/50 the whole time, but I seriously can't stand SoloQ Survivor anymore. I don't even care if the Killer camps, tunnels or slugs anymore, 90% of the time that happens it's because terrible SoloQ teammates enable it anyway, most of the time seemingly intentionally.

I haven't been able to play a single Survivor match in the last two weeks without some of these things happening:

• Teammates teaming up with the Killer to sandbag me or other teammates for absolutely no reason, then meme'ing around with the Killer and getting hatch/gates as a reward after the rest of the team went through effort to try to win/save them etc.
• Teammates immediately DC'ing or giving up on hook upon being the first one downed despite the rest of the team going for saves and making good gen progress
• Teammates immediately running at the Killer, going afk, or farming unhooks and letting themselves be downed after another teammate is hooked or just for no reason at all
• Teammates crouching in corners, refusing to do gens or heal or go for unhooks, they're literally doing nothing at all
• Teammates spamming loud noise notifications at me or other teammates locations to get the Killer's attention and sandbag
• Teammates running up to me or someone else on hook and just shaking their head "no" at them and refusing to unhook them, or spamming the unhook animation
• Teammates meme'ing as soon as the match starts and not even trying to play remotely normally

I seriously can't take it anymore. What does it take to get a single normal game anymore? I hate going against this as Killer also but it doesn't seem to happen as often as when I play SoloQ Survivor. When I play Killer most often the teams that seem more coordinated or likely a SWF don't seem to throw or ragequit in the same way and I actually get to play the game. I've tried to find people to group up with but I don't have any friends that play DBD and I can't find enough people to have consistent 4-man squads because anything less is just susceptible to the 1 SoloQ ragequitter ruining the match.

I know there's no real solution to this but this makes me really miss 2v8 Survivor. That mode had it's share of toxic teammates but it was so much less noticeable and mattered much less overall because the mode was more chaotic and fun. I enjoyed Survivor a lot more in 2v8 and I'm starting to consider just dropping 1v4 Survivor altogether and only playing it once 2v8 is back.

I'd rather go against Skull Merchant 10 games in a row every day if it meant I got to have competent teammates that didn't throw, ragequit or sandbag and ruin the match over and over again like this. And there's only so much I can "focus on my own gameplay" before it starts feeling like a waste of time to be trying to get good in a team-based game when my teammates are just toxic trolls. Rant over.