EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: please read :)
Stop using self care and urban evasion. I swear to god if I see you, yes YOU, hiding in a corner and urban evading the ######### around I will find you and I... will be very disappointed at you.
No but seriously hahaha guys please!!!!!!!!! You know that feeling when you die cause your teammates made a lot of mistakes? Well, that's what I feel when I see you crouching somewhere and doing absolutely nothing.
BIG TIP FOR BEING A PRO GAMER LV 9000 with 2000 IQ: urban is good for not being caught, self care is good for staying alive, and you know what's even better? Being good at the game hahaha if u crouch to a corner, self care, then come to rescue me / do a gen / do something and completely fail at saving me/stay hidden/do things right, ran in the killer mouth and suicide, was it worth to crouch all that time MILES away from the killer if when u get found u straight up: 1. waste a pallet 2. get hit immediatley. 3. ran in straight line. 4 (optional, but gives u a lot of NOOBpoints) farm me while u're there, cause why not! 5. proceed to die.
The post looks salty or whatever but jokes apart I just wanted to give some tips to player that maybe are still learning or are afraid of some situation and need to get some confidence.
Thoughts?
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I'm hungry.
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Go get a sandwich dude
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@_LC YEah someone's bringing me a mixed kebab meat with chips, no salad and chilli mayo
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I prefer to use urban selfcare and WGLF and farm you off the hook right infront of the killer without borrowed time then when you finally are dead because I farmed you I will leave to my corner with my points.
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@KillermainBTWm8 I don't see what your post has to do with my supper?
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I don't like going to corners, only if I absolutely have to. I value stealth more then running the killer, and I've survived so many matches because I had urban immersion.
Self care is when I want to be self sufficient and don't want to rely on potato teammates. They can die for all I care.
Unless I'm Savior Dwight.
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Im getting sth to eat now too
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I don't trust a guy called KillerMain hahaha well anyway good for you
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that's rough btw hahaha
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That was a joke btw and I don't trust a guy called _LC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@Master 100% the thing to do right now and read the forums for some lulzy light entertainment.
also side note - I hate people who have stupid names like Killermainmicheal or like SurvivorDwight
or like in Fifa - Proshooter2019
People are so lacking in imagination...don't even get me started on Mike283621930
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hahahaha yeah i got it, don't worry
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I feel you dude. There's nothing I hate more than seeing my team Urban Immerse everywhere and not do anything beneficial to the team, and then Self Care through Sloppy Butcher. I get more irritated at my team more than the killer them self most the time.
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The funny thing is that both self care and urban are really good perks, it's just the way a rank 15 use them that make me go nuts haha
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Why thank you! : D I have no idea tbh I usually just eat whatever I find in the kitchen. You?
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@JetTheWaffleCat As stated above - mixed kebab meat and chips, with no salad and chilli mayo.
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I hate this playstile too, dont play if u suck in the chase.
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That's still rough haha that chilli mayo must be strong i guess
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@xChrisx - I hate spelling mistakes or people who can't type properly. Don't type if you can't spell.
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well no, everyone can play if they want. I was trying to give tips to people so I cannot die farmed by a claudette
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that's a clever answer
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Kebabs sound really good right now.
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I think - not that it matters much - but everyone should play how they want, and they will play how they want. Some survivors will be altruistic, some will be down right dirty, such is the randomness of human nature and experiences you will find throughout life.
You can't control it, you can't fix it and by jove if this kebab doesn't hurry up, I shall eat my own arm.
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My boy LC, you are still far from earning the rank of Gaster. You must embrace the stealth if you want to become complete.
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You must be a poet hahah that kebab line got me in the heart, so much feelings hahaha
anyway you are 100%. everyone will play what they want and how they want
That's however will not stop me from giving advice from people who clearly needs it.
And something is telling me that u run self care and urban aren't you? hahah HANDS UP, UR UNDER ARREST
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Oh I embraced it, stealth is good! I like that playstyle. I just lost the point where hinding in a corner miles away from everyone is stealth, I thought u had to loose chases with mindgames and ur ability to be stealthy successfully
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Yeah, I agree. Stealthy boys for the win
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@_LC
Do they want advice? or are they just playing like #########?
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^ Or are they noobs?
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@LCGaster - so then do Noobs want or request advice? some do - some are arrogant to think otherwise. Either way #########...where the ######### is this kebab..
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A claudette is bringing it to you, she's going to crouch to you veeerry carefully and slowly.
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@_LC she could at least have urban evasion...damn dumb #########
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@_LC its here ! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Im feng, im asian, i cant talk prperly!1 :((
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