If Michael Myers broke his silence and "talked" what would he say?

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Mushwin
Mushwin Member Posts: 4,578
edited April 2019 in General Discussions

So in the films, Michael didn't speak form the age of 5....after all this time, if Myers could say anything, throughout the films, even in the game, what do you think he would say?

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  • Hoodied
    Hoodied Member Posts: 13,003
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    "I'm done with this #########"

  • shadowman0105
    shadowman0105 Member Posts: 261
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    ‘You just screwed your team friend’ activates infinite tier 3 from a teabagging Dwight

  • Aceonfire
    Aceonfire Member Posts: 304
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    Right, now?


    'I HAVE A BAD SKIN CONDITION AND I'M NEVER POSING FOR THE SHIRTLESS MYERS SHOOT SO STOP ASKING YOU DUMB #########"

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,578
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    LOL!!!

  • Chaotic_Riddle
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    '...I'm in the mood for some burgerking.'

    '...I'm in the mood to jumpscare some losers.'

    '...I'm in the mood to kill everyone without a mori.'

  • yeet
    yeet Member Posts: 1,832
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    my name jeff

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,578
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    "I have wasted my entire life"

  • BingBongBoi
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    Surprise mutherfucka (While using scratched mirror)

  • Raptorrotas
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    Git Gud Scrub!

  • Plippy
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    "Hello!"

  • GraviteaUK
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    *Opens locker*

    Oh Hi Dwight, what's new with you?

  • PigNRun
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    "My movies were just a cash grab."

  • TheBean
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    "Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.", by James Tiberius Kirk

  • tt_ivi_99
    tt_ivi_99 Member Posts: 1,463
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    "Stop It with the flashlights!!!!"

    - Michael "The Shape" Myers.

  • PunL
    PunL Member Posts: 136
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    @Mushwin since you statet that he stopped talking from age 5, he will probably say smth like:

    "Are we there yet?"

  • TheRockstarKnight
    TheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 2,171
    edited April 2019
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    Lore-wise, I don't think Michael Myers would ever say anything.

    His silence is symbolic of, and integral to, his mystery. For The Shape, being an unknown is his character. If he broke his silence it would de-mystify him. He would become less mysterious, less supernatural, and less frightening. Additionally, I don't think that the established character of Michael Myers would have anything to say.

    The only possible exception, in my opinion, would be if Michael said something to Laurie. If he ever spoke to anyone, it would be to her. I have no idea what he would say to her, but she's the only person (besides Jamie, who is no longer canon) that Michael has an emotional connection to.

    Even then it would only work if the audience/reader/whatever were kept in the dark about what he says to her. It would have to stay an unknown for the character to remain mysterious and scary.

  • thesuicidefox
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    Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty.

  • tt_ivi_99
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    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/426529#Comment_426529

    @TheRockstarKnight

    And that's the main reason why Rob Zombi ######### up the Halloween reboot :)

  • BACKSTABBER
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    I didn't do it

  • TheRockstarKnight
    TheRockstarKnight Member Posts: 2,171
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    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/426540#Comment_426540

    @tt_ivi_99

    I haven't seen either of Rob Zombie's Halloweens and the only positive thing I've heard about either of them is that the music was good.

    Did he really make Michael a chatty Cathy?

  • OMagic_ManO
    OMagic_ManO Member Posts: 3,278
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    Michael: lifts the survivor who flashlight blinds him after he kicks a pallet to his ear.

    Michael: "That wasn't very country roads of you."

  • GT_Legend2
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    “Boobies”

    or

    ”Bitch I hope the ######### do do, you gonna be a dead son of a ######### I’ll tell ya that”

  • Dwight_Fairfield
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    "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

  • Maelstrom10
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    Picking up a Claudette by the throat... Leans in real close.... (In a soft whisper) "boo" as he evicerates her. Or just a simple very slight hmm, after cracking Laurie's neck. That's about the extent I imagine him speaking

  • No_Cluie_Louis
    No_Cluie_Louis Member Posts: 1,093
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    Putting 2 pieces of bread around dwights head

    "what are you?" - Myers

    "an idiot sandwhich" - Dwight ):

  • wait4him2leave
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    I see you Claudette

  • Tzeentchling9
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    "...Hail Hydra."

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    This

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  • GrootDude
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    Why are they talking about my butt?

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    "Duck you Claudette scum."

  • Poweas
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    GET THE ######### BACK HERE.... Rawr. 🙄

  • Keene_Kills
    Keene_Kills Member Posts: 649
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    Not sure if I'm allowed to say it here in the forums, but he'd obviously say what he does in Vinc3ntVega's Myers vids. You'll never convince me otherwise.

  • Vortexas
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    https://forum.deadbydaylight.com/en/discussion/comment/427718#Comment_427718

    Now I am imagining him talking in Vince's squeeking making fun of you voice, and it's glorious.

  • HamdaN
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    "nerf nurse"

  • Poweas
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    'Get the ######### out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Hehehe

  • MojoTheFabulous
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    Didn't he say "die" in the second Rob Zombie movie? If so, I want that to be my answer.

  • Mushwin
    Mushwin Member Posts: 4,578
    edited April 2019
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    @MojoTheFabulous well, the ending of that film was just very bad....but heres how it ended SPOILER ALERT AHEAD:


    Michael kills Loomis by slashing his face and stabbing him in the chest. Stepping in front of a window while holding Loomis' body, Michael is shot twice by Sheriff Brackett, and falls into the spikes of some farming equipment. Apparently released from her visions, Laurie walks over and tells the mortally wounded Michael she loves him, then kills him by stabbing him repeatedly in the chest and face with his own knife. Laurie walks out the shed, wearing Michael's mask. Later, Laurie sits in isolation in a psychiatric ward, grinning at a vision of Deborah.



    But Micheal is like Chucky, he never dies.

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    Rawr xd

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    i stalk to increase my power. that DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!!!