Savoir Vivre Guide for survivors

RSB · July 2018

Time to face the brutal truth, survs, you are the toxic part of this community. You are in majority a little, toxic kids with broken ego. But do not cry! I'm here to help you with my ULTIMATE SAVOIR VIVRE GUIDEBOOK FOR SURVIVORS 2000XS PRO! Let's go!

1# Facecamping

Facecamping doesn't exists anymore. So if you call someone a "facecamper", you just agree that you are bad, and you are blaming someone else for your stupidity. If you feel, that you are being "facecamped", you just sound like a feminist that thinks she is being raped by a man, who opened the door before her (in kind manners). Please do not cry, do not rage - just play the game. But my dear, there is more! Listen closely!

2# Tunneling

Also "tunneling" doesn't exist, because killer is just going after the weakest survivor (bleeding, unhooked etc). And, if you are feeling bad again, just smile! Your beautiful smile will make everyone happy (especially the killer, because he had never met non toxic survivor).

PS. You are a filthy tunneller if you are repairing half-done generator, instead of non-touched one.

3# Tbagging

Simple, if you want to be a twerk star, go on and leave us alone, no one wants to look at you while you are jerking off with your teammates at the opened gate.

** 4# Pallet Looping**

Oh, the dreams! Everybody have some! But the better part of survivors want to be a Nascar Cars. I do not know if it is a mental disease, or just a childish dream, but it is not funny. But if you are still dreaming about it... Remember that killer tries to take you to the car repair shop to do a car review. So hold your horses and slow down, will ya?

[h1]5# Crutch Perks aka Decisive or Self Care[/h1]

Yep, they are allowed. Yep, they are overpowered. Remember that killer doesn't have it's own crutch perks (no, NOED is not one of them, because you can easily destroy the totem). Remember it, when you will be crying about killer being a noob depending on his ability, okay? Oh, about crying...

6# Crying

We all have emotions. Some of us are sensitive, beautiful snow flakes that we must to look after. And if you are one of them - do not be sad! There are help groups willing to take care of you! Like Anonymous 12! 12 steps to be normal again, you will not feel anger no more! This will change your life! https://recovery.org/topics/about-the-emotions-anonymous-12-step-recovery-program
7# End Chat

End Chat has been made for great things. For sentences of wisdom coming from survivors' mouths, for their words of kindness. Some quotations like "get rekt fokken scrub", "I will kill you while you sleep boi niggur" or even "######### focken nub I copulate wit yor moder" came into the classics of philosophy. But killers are not that smart to understand your complicate language made from beatiful words like "#########" or "reeee", so do not bother to share your golden thoughts with them.

That's it from me, but I believe that my fellow Savoir Vivre Guides will add next steps into this Guidebook in the comments.

Have a nice day!

PS. If you are spamming someone's profile with insults, you are looking like and 12 year old kid with an additional chromosome.

Twix · July 2018

And this accomplishes what exactly? You’re no better than any of those toxic survivors you talk about.

The fact that you don’t see that they act that way because they want to trigger people and are looking for attention is quite sad.

You want to stop it? There’s a simple fix: ignore them.

RSB · July 2018

@Twix said:
And this accomplishes what exactly? You’re no better than any of those toxic survivors you talk about.

The fact that you don’t see that they act that way because they want to trigger people and are looking for attention is quite sad.

You want to stop it? There’s a simple fix: ignore them.

Yeah, this is the way to stop it, exactly.

Like if they were not closed in their little minds, circle-jerking with each other.

Mc_Harty · July 2018

Face-camping still exists, just its usefulness has dramatically decrease. You can still camp while standing in 1 meter away front of a hooked survivor. Sorry that the name fits the action.
You're telling me that killing the weakest survivor quickly does not exist as a strategy? You choose to go after the weakest survivor so ofc it exists.
Who cares? You're just bitching at this point.
Maybe you shouldn't chase that one survivor all around the map. I'm sure he'll know where all the pallets are used up and where to run to the next one.
Yes survivors are OP as ######### with their crutches. Killers also have their set of meta perks to use against those crutches. And yes, they are allowed. You don't get to decide what survivors run in their kit for the same reason they don't get to decide what you run. Jesus the ######### entitlement.
You signing up for the program? I just see nothing but crying here.
There's a ######### option to not look at the chat. If it bothers you too much just don't look at it.

Shamo · July 2018

@RSB said:
Time to face the brutal truth, survs, you are the toxic part of this community.

Stopped reading here, lol. Can't count how many times a killer was a complete #########, whether or not they lost, and even after NONE of the survivors said anything in the post game chat. Some people just have to throw shade for no reason whatsoever.

JammyJewels · July 2018

Face camping exists. Killers do do it. Camping requires staying in a certain area for a prolonged amount of time.

Tunnelling exists. But I'd say you can only really say it's a problem when three other survivors are running in front of you in an effort to stop it. And if you then still try for the injured... Meh.

Define a crutch perk. Does Decisive Strike make up for the mistake of being caught? Yes. But does NoEd also then act in that fashion? You failed in killing them during the repairing generator phase and try to have a much easier second chance. Just like Decisive Strike once it's gone it's gone.

And crying about crying won't make the crying go away. People will just turn around to you and call you a hypocrite.
(I am a survivor main. But I play Killer when I get bored, so I know the bullshit of both sides...)