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Would you rather.

Volfawott
Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
in Off-topic
Have a night of passionate choking and thrusting from Daddy Myers or a night of hot and dreaming action hanging with a revving Thicc Bubba in his basement.

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  • swenpai
    swenpai Member Posts: 259

    Of course having a night of passionate choking and thrusting from Daddy Myers.

  • maffew
    maffew Member Posts: 5

    silence

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    I made a series of polls on a social platform called Dead By Daylight Amino.

    According to those polls, people firmly believe that Michael is in fact the thiccest nibba in all of Dead By Daylight—yes, even thiccer than the Huntress.

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    I made a series of polls on a social platform called Dead By Daylight Amino.

    According to those polls, people firmly believe that Michael is in fact the thiccest nibba in all of Dead By Daylight—yes, even thiccer than the Huntress.

    Myers has a nice ass but that's about it 
  • HookedonDemand
    HookedonDemand Member Posts: 181

    I...don't even....

    Well, making us choose is mean. There is enough room in the basement for all of us. 8-)

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    I made a series of polls on a social platform called Dead By Daylight Amino.

    According to those polls, people firmly believe that Michael is in fact the thiccest nibba in all of Dead By Daylight—yes, even thiccer than the Huntress.

    Myers has a nice ass but that's about it 

    He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.

  • Boxohobo
    Boxohobo Member Posts: 50

    Why not both?
    *cue fiesta*

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    No_Mither_No_Problem 

    He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.

    Amanda is just wearing a pig head other than that she is normal also she is the same size as the  female survivor characters. 
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    No_Mither_No_Problem 

    He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.

    Amanda is just wearing a pig head other than that she is normal also she is the same size as the  female survivor characters. 

    Yeah, but wearing an expressionless white mask tends to induce less revulsion than the head of a freshly-killed Pig.

  • YumYumYogurt
    YumYumYogurt Member Posts: 13

    Amanda is bae. but i probably want a night of hot and dreaming action hanging with a revving Thicc Bubba in his basement. I ain't into the passionate choking.

  • Jack11803
    Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,930

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    No_Mither_No_Problem 

    He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.

    Amanda is just wearing a pig head other than that she is normal also she is the same size as the  female survivor characters. 

    Yeah, but wearing an expressionless white mask tends to induce less revulsion than the head of a freshly-killed Pig.

    Except Myers is SWOLE af in game. In the movies he’s ...... SMOL

  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    is death an option?

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    @Jack11803 said:

    @No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    No_Mither_No_Problem 

    He's also the least mangled Killer in the game, next to the Huntress. He's not some ultra beastly Entity-tortured masked man or disfigured bastard child or obese clown. He's just a tall handsome man.

    Amanda is just wearing a pig head other than that she is normal also she is the same size as the  female survivor characters. 

    Yeah, but wearing an expressionless white mask tends to induce less revulsion than the head of a freshly-killed Pig.

    Except Myers is SWOLE af in game. In the movies he’s ...... SMOL

    He's respectably TOL in the movies, man. 6 foot 8.

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it
  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it

    how about one day with the pig

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it

    how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers
  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it

    how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers

    ok huntress, a day with huntress

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it

    how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers

    ok huntress, a day with huntress

    You can have one sexy night of the Hag eating you out 
  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it



how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers

    ok huntress, a day with huntress

    You can have one sexy night of the Hag eating you out 

    no i said huntress, not hag

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it



how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers

    ok huntress, a day with huntress

    You can have one sexy night of the Hag eating you out 

    no i said huntress, not hag

    You can get Hag
  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    @swenpai said:
    Of course having a night of passionate choking and thrusting from Daddy Myers.

  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said: SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers



ok huntress, a day with huntress

    You can have one sexy night of the Hag eating you out 

    no i said huntress, not hag

    You can get Hag

    you get hag, i get huntress

  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:
    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

    SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said:

SNTD said:

    @Aari_Piggy66 said: SNTD said:

    is death an option?

    No you're going to pick a hot or passionate fate and you're going to like it how about one day with the pig

    Nah Amanda is my bae be lucky I'm letting you have the secondary bae that is Daddy Myers



ok huntress, a day with huntress

    You can have one sexy night of the Hag eating you out 

    no i said huntress, not hag

    You can get Hag

    you get hag, i get huntress

    I have Amanda and Daddy Myers but you will have Hag all night long 
  • SNTD
    SNTD Member Posts: 84

    i didn't say Amanda that time i said huntress
    do i have to get a picture?

  • lionsou
    lionsou Member Posts: 61

    I call both!

  • Tasty
    Tasty Member Posts: 33

    Uhh did you forget Freddy makes all your dirty dreams come true :p

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
    edited July 2018

    @Tasty said:
    Uhh did you forget Freddy makes all your dirty dreams come true :p

    At the cost of your life.

    Or your genitals, whichever you prefer. Though I’m certain most of my fellow men would choose the first one.