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Now we're gonna make a fake killer rulebook for survivors to follow. (Once again, just for laughs)

QuickStiQz
QuickStiQz Member Posts: 194
in General Discussions

I'll start: rule #1 if a survivor runs adrenaline, dead hard, borrowed time, or DS, they must run directly to the killer, let them kill him/her, and be sentenced to death IRL.

Comments

  • whitehyena
    whitehyena Member Posts: 28

    Rule #2 it's life or death anything goes.

  • Awakey
    Awakey Member Posts: 3,145
    edited August 2019

    Rule #5:

    Survivor(s) are not permitted to activate generators within 120 seconds of each other.

    Edit: Multiple typos.

  • oxygen
    oxygen Member Posts: 3,376
    edited August 2019

    inb4 someone going "wait it's not okay when it's the other way around 😡"


    Rule #2: Survivors should break chase and stealth instead of looping, as it's annoying timewasting to be forced to run around pallets all game.

    Rule #3: Survivors shouldn't be immersed or hide from the killer effectively, as it's annoying timewasting to be forced to look for Blendettes all game.

  • whitehyena
    whitehyena Member Posts: 28

    Rule #4 killer are allowed to facecamp if there is a survivor waiting to pull another off of a hook

  • Chaotic_Riddle
    Chaotic_Riddle Member Posts: 1,953

    Rule #6: If the Legion is using Feral Frenzy, you MUST stand still and not 360 them, then start mending as soon as they stab you.

  • GrootDude
    GrootDude Member Posts: 14,110

    Rule #7 if the killer wins then the survivors should uninstall.

  • whitehyena
    whitehyena Member Posts: 28

    Rule # 5349 all survivors must allow killers to hook the survivors without interference or intervention of any sorts

  • EldritchElise87
    EldritchElise87 Member Posts: 628

    Rule #8 Survivors must work on gens untill the hatch spawns. Even if 2 die, you don't start looking for the hatch till its open.

  • whitehyena
    whitehyena Member Posts: 28

    Rule #8 if the killer is playing as the hillbilly he has never read the survivors guidebook for killers. Yet, still expects you to follow his guidebook. Do so accordingly

  • fcc2014
    fcc2014 Member Posts: 4,388

    Rule#10 Survivors can not use the same perks

    Rule#11 Survivors can only use broken keys with no add ons

  • fcc2014
    fcc2014 Member Posts: 4,388

    Rule#12 If a Killer(Leatherface) is camping with insidious, survivors must still attempt the basement save.

  • xXNurseXx
    xXNurseXx Member Posts: 261

    There is already a Killer Rulebook for Survivors lol.

    1) dont Genrush

    2) dont run a good window 3 times

    3) dont loop Shack

    4) dont use iteams (no keys, instaheals)

    5) dont tbag or emote

    6) dont swf

    etc etc :D

  • terumisan
    terumisan Member Posts: 2,234

    Rule #100 survivors should not use pallets especially one's you can't mindgame

  • Blue_Diamond
    Blue_Diamond Member Posts: 122

    Rule 238

    Innately toxic cosmetics, as well as innately immersed cosmetics, are grounds for camping. The survivor must find cosmetics to ware within the sweet spot.

  • BlueFang
    BlueFang Member Posts: 1,379

    Rule 1:


    Have sportsmanship and not be a jerk