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Post game rage messages V 2.0 Feel free to share
I just wanted to share 2 new ones I got:
1° Playing as huntress with pink addon to insta down, not camping nor tunneling, no ruin. 4k result. Rank 10.
Survivor: Using addons = trash
Me: Dead survivor who doesn't know how to take an L = LMAO!
Survivor: Still trash
Me: LMAO!
Survivor: Trash...
Me: No camping, no tunneling, no ruin, no noed, still 4k, god, the devs should forbid using addons right?
Survivor: Still trash
2° Playing as Freddy freshly prestiged 1 Blood warden as only perk, no addons, 4k result. Rank 9.
Me: GG!
Survivor: Learn to play as neutral killers and stop using OP ones, then you'll have the right to say GG
Me: What? Is this for real?
Survivor: As real as your cheaty butt
Me: Whatever... Still 4k...
Survivor: You're on my list now, get ready to get tunneled and camped
Me: Whatever dude...
Survivor: Just ######### and uninstall the game
Comments
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I let weak and bad looper Survivor escape by not hooking him on last Hook and let them heal that Survivor.
I got tbagged at exit gate and with messenge by that Survivor:
"gg ezi"
:-)
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A fair few times I've been told things I shouldn't repeat here. But, I've had people threaten to find out where I live...
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I rarely get hate mail (PS4) but after every game I'll send a "gg" or something funny to the killers/ a particular survivor. While typing the message I often get some really funny preemptive hate messages first because they think I am typing up something toxic myself. It always turns into laughs in the end.
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Wow, you're running iri head, wanna get a 4k without that? Thanks :)
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I'll copy paste my conversation.
Pay close attention to the timeframes.
I. Was. DYING.
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I got called a neckbeard for using exhaustion bottles. That was pretty funny.
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I don't receive hate mail. I play with closed chat and closed steam profile.
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I once slugged a David and went to go get a baby Dwight for a BBQ stack. David crawled off in the corner of the map and was a pain the whole match, so I took him to the Dwight to unhook. Once he unhooked, I put David on the same hook and let the Dwight escape.
The David definately wasn't happy about that and let me know every detail of why he hates me.
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From a very angry toxic rank 1 survivor after I morid him:
"I'm going to find you, and ######### your entire family in front of you. Then i'm going to gut your mother like a fish, and make you eat her intestines. Then I'm going to cut your liver out while you're choking to death!"
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@Chaddad2169 I have gotten 4k's without it... That's not the point... He said "trash" when they didn't even finish ONE generator... You survivors are such crybabies sometimes... It's as if I complained on insta heals or brand new parts, not gonna happen, it's part of the game. Tell me good sir, how do you THINK this game should be played as a killer...? Don't even answer, I actually don't care, LOL.
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One time someone said they hoped I got stage 4 Pancreatic cancer. The other time someone said they hoped I had wonderful children.... then they said that they hope they get stage 4 brain cancer and hope I have to put them into the grave....There also was this one incident where someone claimed to know where I lived but I had a vpn so that was pretty funny.
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Ah one of the 4 basic thread groups of dbd forums, they all fall into either of these 4:
"Killer OP, Survivor OP, Skill OP, QQ OP"
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You, my friend, are missing out alot. The ######### survivors throw at you is absolutely hilarious, and one of the reasons why I still play this game. You should try it it. You will want to start a collection of their salt. Keeping it as trophy on your profile.
... Atleast thats what I do.
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SWF 1: Come on man
SW2: Change ur prof pic
SWF3: Gross
Me: Oh snap nerds
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The only proof i can see here is that for the most part only crybabies and salty and toxic kiddies play this game. Even if those people are over 30 or 40, in their mind they are still 10 year olds. That's the reason why profiles can and need to be set to private.
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"LOL" Stop with the cringe you 7 year old, please.
I'm not telling you how to play, I'm just saying bragging about getting a 4k with no gens done is just childish.
Do you want a cookie with that?
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and then they wonder why no one lets them live anymore... xD
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I was called a tunneler because I hit a guy three minutes after he was unhooked. Apparently, according to the killer rulebook, it's considered tunneling if they can't first heal before you resume a chase.
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Second survivor is a PERFECT example of some of the complaints I get.
It’s not solely survivors or killers, just players who get angry about not being as good as they wish, and decide to camp/tunnel because they don’t know how to play and don’t wanna learn to be good.
sorry people are giving you crud for playing the game
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Someone called me a cuck of all things for killing them after they tried to screw another survivor over for me. Not as in "run past them to see if I went to them instead", but as in "stalking a chase and intentionally dropping pallets on the other survivor in an attempt to get them killed".
Of all words, why cuck? I guess it's the first word that comes to mind for some people 😄
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Survivors: *bring 3 med kits with insta-heals*
Me: *brings Franklin's Demise*
A full, very tough game and a 1K later...
Survivors: gg
Me: gg, thought I made you drop all your instas but you got me!
Survivors: gl next game!
Me: ggwp all
I wish all players could be like this. Instead of complaining about game mechanics, killers should leverage their counterpick potential and roll with the punches.
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@Dragonredking You may want to delete and re-upload with the names covered, or it's naming & shaming.
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@Locker_Monster Naming and shaming who?
There are over 110900 pages of match on steam for the username Harry
And I'm not even taking in account that he might have changed his username in 2 year
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Shrug The forum rule is 'no naming and shaming' so I figured I'd say something before a mod asks you the same thing I did.
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New one
Survivor: "Noed Gamers..."
Me: "Dead Survivors..."
Survivor: "Using NOED is gay"
Me: "I didn't even had to use NOED, you guys, in SWF, couldn't even fix two gens... All of you red and purple ranks"
Survivor: "Say what you need to feel better"
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I was suprised that he apologized to me. :)
Who doesn’t like cat pfp’s?
Played some nurse and got this. :)
I prefer wholesome messages.
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I always mori Blendettes and they sometimes message me lol. Its funny af
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Regarding one of the last screenshots, anyone can “git gud” with any killer.🤣
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Not every Blendette crutches on a cosmetic though
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I once got someone who spammed the "f" word repeatedly when they were the first one to die.
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I was playing Wraith without Ruin and Add-ons
Me: gg
Survivor: camper tunneler trash killer im reporting you
Me: I know that if I'm still in the map once I hook someone, I'm CAMPING.
Survivor: But you camped
Me: I know, I didn't leave the map or went to a corner.
Survivor: get reported tunneler
Me: I also know I can't chase a Survivor after hooking them.
Survivor: Baby killer, can't even get a 4k without using OP killers OP Add-ons OP Perks
Me: Dead Survivor, can't even survive a 'baby killer'
Survivor: *gives up and quits*
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He actually went out and played a Nurse game just to prove me wrong.
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They last until you are hooked not for 30 seconds just to let you know.
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Yeah it would have been different if you actually had to use noed but instead they lost to a killer with 3 perks
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Lol
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Yep, I guess that's why they stopped messaging, LOL
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My fav one is this killer telling me he hopes i die, and then -repping my steam profile and saying I'm toxic, lol.
You should almost always ignore steam comments because people just lie for whatever reason.
Post edited by Seanzu on4 -
I have been asked where I live by a sore loser once.
My answer was: "Ask your mother, she knows"
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@RoKrueger what platform do you play on? I'm asking cause based on your usual comments and the fact that you're a regular here on forums I'd like to play some SWF with you cause you seem to have my tipe of humour (dark). XBOX here btw
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Thanks for your kind words @Carlosylu
Sadly I play on PC and from Argentina. So we won't have the pleasure of playing toghether :-(
Lucky for you, as I have stated before that I am pretty lame as a survivor player :-P
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@RoKrueger Mexican here, it's a shame, and it wouldn't have mattered for me if you're a lame survivor, I'm used to carry and I play SWF for fun only, I main killer so... When surv I only play for the pips and love being chased all match
Hopefully we'll get crossed platforms someday, I'd love to play with PC players and feel the hardness of a PC Nurse main. Here on XBOX the toughest killer to play against is Spirit, and sadly almost no one knows how to use her even at red ranks... And Freddy, if I'm the one using him, lol. The post game messages cause of my end game build for him are hilarious
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Heres mine from yesterday :D I had worse before. So this is nothing but it made me laugh :D when I said oh someone's salty lol that really got them mad so I said lol again and left chat laughing :D
Also here's the perks I was using:D I had noed because I don't have pop goes the weasel yet:)
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The second cross platform becames available I will add you ;-)
Sigue haciendo sufrir a esos ridículos "sobrevivientes"!
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@RoKrueger Lo mejor de todo es cuando mandan mensajes post juego y les envío un video de su muerte como respuesta, LMAO!
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I was once called a ######### herb. Good times
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I've posted this before on a different topic.. but it is the best one so far I've received.
I was playing a meme hag... only protecting my hex ruin with insidious. Not chasing or applying any map pressure, just hiding behind a rock near my totem with all my traps around.
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