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Best pun using perk names
Rules are quite simple
- No shortening up the perk names, hex perks are an exception. only "HEX:" is allowed to be taken out (example is an enduring pun but saying endure)
- Be creative here
- Try not to reuse the same pun
- have fun
- make the perk name stand out if you use multiple perks.
Bonus points to the cheesiest ones and funny pick up lines. If you can make a pun with a hex perk that includes hex as the name than even more cool points. Even just making a reasonable sentence or short story using multiple perks is fine
I honestly would make this a contest but I'm too poor to do that lmao.
here's my example. I was a tinkerer with an iron grasp on my field of work, until I felt a very distressing and unnerving presence. Very soon I was becoming light headed in some sort of Knock out gas. Next thing I know, I'm in this strange basement but I knew that there was a vicious predator out there, just waiting. I heard the basement steps creaking and i was filled with thrilling tremors, then he looked at me, not with disgust, not with boredom but it was a face fueled with pure agitation.
To be continued.
that was my example so feel free to go with cheesy jokes or make a short story with perks. Oh survivor and killer perks are good to use. I just forgot to include them lol.
Comments
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I'll wait to go after everyone else. I'd like to Save the Best for Last. Or, We'll Make It up as we go along.
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that was a nice one lol, got a good chuckle but next time I'd Up the ante or you'll get caught left behind
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Would not be the first time I've been the Sole Survivor. If you have any ideas, I'm All Ears.
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You see, I begin to Fire Up whenever I see David's headlights, makes me Dead Hard, I'd love to have him test my inner strength if ya get what I mean ;)
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We're Gonna Live Forever!... Is what they said, but I'm feeling like my Botany Knowledge, and Sprint Burst capable physique are just prolonging the event where No One Escapes Death. Sigh, I feel like that prissy Claudette has become a Bitter Murmur to us recently after we all died (Again) but she still maintains her haughty Self-Care as the last "Hope" for us even after our previous match with a Bloodhound of a killer. Our Leader wasn't any better to be honest; Telling us "Prove Thyself" while the coward won't even stay out of those Iron Maidens we occasionally use for cover. At least You my girl Feng are a Technician, and are incredibly Alert to where the killer is. Me? I have an Iron Will, and I'll prove to you some day that not all people are so Open Handed!
I take pride in our connection, and although I'm a Lightweight when it comes to confessions, I won't give you any Distortion's or Distractions because I've set my sights Dead Hard on you and you alone, no matter how Insidious that may seem. I know our Empathy can reach each-other because we're Kindred spirits, but without my Inner Strength showing through, you'll always see our situation as "This is not Happening" despite the fact that we're Better Together. In this chaotic world, I feel Cruel Limits whenever we're together, and after having experienced so much with you, you still inspire me to believing "We're Gonna Live Forever!" and I'm not sorry any more, no Flip-Flops allowed, while I'm writing this, I must take this chance to break through our mere Quick and Quiet flirtation and declare... We'll make it!
Our Windows of Opportunity have been few, but I've recently achieved a Second Wind of encouragement, and a Surge of Resilience has Poised me to confront you, my Object Of Obsession, with this revelation. Head On, I am Fixated on us legitimately becoming a thing, and am ready to shout out loud (Buckle Up): "I Love You Feng Min!" Our Borrowed Time together goes beyond mere Camaraderie at this point, and although some may see my feelings towards you as a Break Down; My Calm Spirit, and Our Bond have finally Boiled Over to the point where if I'm with you, you'll never be Left Behind.
I get a Spine Chill every time you glance at me, and my Unbreakable Spirit just wants to Up the Ante whenever I return your Gaze. I don't care if you tell me to Wake Up, or take pride in your Solidarity. My Plunderer's Instinct tells me that your Slippery Meat has been Enduring for too long without some playful Agitation, and I am your Deliverance. My Dark Devotion won't abandon what we have, and although I may come across as a Beast of Prey right now, I'm All Ears to your needs and confident that together we'd be a Knock Out in the sack. I guarantee I'll Overcharge your senses, and titillate your soul with my Overwhelming Presence, until the Whispers grow so loud that our love becomes an Unnerving Presence to all others at the campfire!
I don't give a damn about them anymore. I'm Fired Up! Ready, and although I know we won't Bamboozle the others for long, our passion will remain our Ace in the Hole, and while our Adrenaline pumps feverishly as you Dance with Me, any Spies from the Shadows will be so jealous of what we have that we'll cause Discordance for sure, but If you'll have me, I swear I'll Save the best for Last, and make you Remember Me.
Love
Nea Karlsson
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No one's gonna follow THAT...
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Vote it up then.
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wow... I didn't think my submission was gonna be THAT effective at deterring others from trying to make a post. Come on people, lets have some fun with this!
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Well that's my last breath taken away with how these puns devour hope for some dark sense, seriously. These puns are a mindbreaker to think of, you have to have some corrupt intervention to be able to overcharge your brain to tinker these phrases together. But the people in this thread are an enduring bunch that like to play with your food. Not their food. Your food. Thats gonna make you want to lock them in an iron maiden as you bamboozle the cops with whispers about how it was an accident that they ruined the protective casing in the museum around the iron maiden and conveniently fell into it. The cops didn't have time to look into the story as they had a predator to catch as it'd escaped the Hawkins laboratory
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I'm gonna Hex:Ruin that booty said Daddy Myers to Laurie.
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Well, they said make "A" pun. Not all of them. So you kinda just took most if the fun out of it when they also said, "dont re use puns".
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I corrected it... I may have a Dark Sense for these things, but overall my Mad Grit for making puns shouldn't deter your, or others, fun. Make your Choice, and have a good time coming up with material, and maybe together we can make a Monstrous Shrine of this post.
BTW @yandere777 I love your name, and it helped inspire my main comment. 😍
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