Describing all Survivors in a one sentence or less

Dwight: Hot Twink delivers you hot fresh pizza in 10 minutes or less

Meg: A Inbred roach thinks she can teabag the killer every time she pulls down a pallet

Jake: It's Sabo time

Claudette: You can't see me

Nea: ######### needs some lotion because she lookin crusty

Laurie: Pick Me Up, I dare you

Ace: Massive Daddy Vibes

Feng: Gamer Virgin Got some moves

David: I don't need to be heal, I'm tough*Gets down within 2 seconds*

Quentin: He probably sells crack from his basement

Tapp: Claudette got a downgrade

Kate: Our Yee Yeeing Queen

Adam: Claudette's Bigger Brother

Jeff: Choke me out Jesus

Jane: The Lord and Savior of Dead By Daylight

Bill: BOOMER!!!!!

Ash: Groovy

Steve: That Hair Tho

Nancy: Basic White ######### wants to be a journalist