Dead by puns

I feel broken that I can't think up a pun but these are really good

I'm feeling hindered by my lack of pun skills haha

I'll just stay undetectable instead

Sorry for my lack of empathy, I'm not a good leader, but show some resilience, we'll make it, you're not a lightweight are you? I think it's time to prove thyself that you're no slippery meat with some botany knowledge, it no time for urban evasion, you need to get some adrenaline, or you'll boil over and lose your ace in the hole, that happens and you'll be on borrowed time needing some aftercare, stay alert and buckle up cause you're not dead hard, so dance with me and have a calm spirit, hope that there's no one left behind, or we must face this head on, I'm fixated on my inner strength, my object of obsession, and be street wise, or go to the pharmacy, those didn't make sense just needed a diversion, bit of a flip-flop really, but with an iron will I will up the ante or get left behind, no need to breakdown, I don't need a babysitter because I'm unbreakable, but this thread is always better together and we're gonna live forever, just need a window of opportunity for the next set of perks but fear I'll ruin it and cause agitation, in the mean time I'll get some barbecue and chili with a bloodhound, this comment is distressing but it's my nurse's calling, after that bad one I hear a bitter murmur, it's just the cruel limits that causes a dying light, let's all push through with brutal strength and nothing will devour hope, just don't go through the haunted grounds, in there you hear a huntress lullaby and then no one escapes death, just some mad grit to be at this point now, I'm hiding in an iron maiden, a mindbreaker but sometimes you got to make your choice, after leaving, I could hear whispers and I checked the nearby surveillance, I saw an unrelenting being cause thrilling tremors, but to bamboozle you all, don't play with your food, that was cheap, I don't expect you to remember me, im enduring this all with an iron grasp, but j saved the best for last as it's time to fire up the oven, in the thrill of the hunt and my train as a deerstalker, I got food, I felt like a predator and it must of felt an overwhelming presence, but I'm a sloppy butcher so the meat wasn't cut great, not that it matters cause there was a surge and I feel an unnerving presence, I hope I'm undetectable otherwise I think I might end up broken and mangled, if I'm lucky enough to escape probably still get a hemorrhage, the darkness has me blind, and I'm hindered after hunting, but little did I know I'll be left with a deep wound cause I was oblivious to the killer and got hooked, now to be a survivor and get free, get my flashlight and stun him, a medkit is nearby, should help with my injury, just need my toolbox and map and I'll make it out fine, oh no, I forgot my key, he is probably following me home