What would happen if they made an overweight Survivor

Countfunkular
Countfunkular Member Posts: 405
edited August 2018 in General Discussions
Before you all start getting the freaking pitchforks this is supposed to just be a humorous post that isn't meant to be taken seriously so please try to leave your salt... pepper, fork, knife, back at the house but I'm pretty sure for some of you this going to get upset that may prove difficult to handle. You know like a stroke...

Anyway what do you think the perks and abilities of the fat Survivor just might be. I guess I'll kick this off.

 I think would be an interesting game mechanic that whenever the Survivor gets picked up or basically forklift unto the killers back that the killer suffers a 15% endurance debuff. 

Also I believe that these Survivor should have a natural decisive strike that's called tun tossing if they try to put the Survivor on the hook. Basically it's a skill check for the Killer...

This is going to be interesting because I want to see how this is going to go.

8/10/2018 edit 
Alright I have three perk ideas.
1. Ton toss/Backbreaker: When a Killer is trying to hook you they have to perform a skill check. They succeed then you're hooked if they fail then they drop you, Become stunned for 20 seconds And the hook breaks.

2. Beached whale: when on the hook (if that's even a possible feat) you can struggle for a 50% chance to break yourself from the hook permanently disabling the hook for the rest of the game as it crumbles beneath your weight of having held you up for more than 5 Seconds.

3. Dead weight: by standing still you act as a barricade for other survivors. Since you have more meat on your bones can take twice as many hits. When this perk is maxed you were coming in movable barricade but remain in the dying state until healed.
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  • Countfunkular
    Countfunkular Member Posts: 405
    Crap it accidentally made two of them
  • Mr_Jay_Stark
    Mr_Jay_Stark Member Posts: 539
    Well since he can’t really vault pallets or hide in lockers maybe let him take a third hit I mean it would make sense since he’s big boned? 
  • Might_Oakk
    Might_Oakk Member Posts: 1,243

    @Mr_Jay_Stark said:
    Well since he can’t really vault pallets or hide in lockers maybe let him take a third hit I mean it would make sense since he’s big boned? 

    Thicc bois can't vault?/?/?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqIFSvFdVR0

  • Mr_Jay_Stark
    Mr_Jay_Stark Member Posts: 539

    @Mr_Jay_Stark said:
    Well since he can’t really vault pallets or hide in lockers maybe let him take a third hit I mean it would make sense since he’s big boned? 

    Thicc bois can't vault?/?/?

    image

    😂 ok you got me. I love those 2! Shaun of the dead will always be my favorite 
  • thesuicidefox
    thesuicidefox Member Posts: 8,223

    Only if he farts when he uses DS.

  • Techn0
    Techn0 Member Posts: 405

    After three loops around a pallet he slumps over and takes a breather.

  • ChraizE
    ChraizE Member Posts: 232

    Fat people don't run....

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    Instead of DS he just outweighs the killer and crushes them underneath him. Since the killer is incapacitated all gens instantly get done and everyone walks out alive. This after giving the killer last rites due to being crushed to death and unable to do any more trials.

  • Twix
    Twix Member Posts: 235
    I say give him a speed boost just to stop the stereotypes. 

    Fat boi fast boi
  • Mercury
    Mercury Member Posts: 326

    One of his unique perks.

    Fat fingered: You may be clumsy at times, fingers ending up where they're not supposed to. Skill check success zones are 15%/20%/25% smaller. Each consecutive great skill check grants a token which raises your action speed by 2% up to 5 tokens.

    Can't think of anything else right now. xD

  • Twix
    Twix Member Posts: 235
    Mercury said:

    One of his unique perks.

    Fat fingered: You may be clumsy at times, fingers ending up where they're not supposed to. Skill check success zones are 15%/20%/25% smaller. Each consecutive great skill check grants a token which raises your action speed by 2% up to 5 tokens.

    Can't think of anything else right now. xD

    Why would anyone run this? Unless you’re just memeing lol

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    Why does Sir Mix A lot suddenly come to mind here.

  • Beaburd
    Beaburd Member Posts: 998

    I approve of this suggestion. While I cannot contribute to perk ideas at the moment, here's the model I expect BHVR to use:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHquUKSR04M

  • Mercury
    Mercury Member Posts: 326
    edited August 2018

    @Beaburd said:
    I approve of this suggestion. While I cannot contribute to perk ideas at the moment, here's the model I expect BHVR to use:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHquUKSR04M

    Oddly disturbed, yet weirdly aroused.

  • Eninya
    Eninya Member Posts: 1,256

    It already feels like the fattest killer is faster than all the rest.

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095

    @powerbats said:
    Instead of DS he just outweighs the killer and crushes them underneath him. Since the killer is incapacitated all gens instantly get done and everyone walks out alive. This after giving the killer last rites due to being crushed to death and unable to do any more trials.

    I´m just imaging poor Freddy or Hag...

  • Master
    Master Member Posts: 10,200

    @Countfunkular said:
    Before you all start getting the freaking pitchforks this is supposed to just be a humorous post that isn't meant to be taken seriously so please try to leave your salt... pepper, fork, knife, back at the house but I'm pretty sure for some of you this going to get upset that may prove difficult to handle. You know like a stroke...

    Anyway what do you think the perks and abilities of the fat Survivor just might be. I guess I'll kick this off.

     I think would be an interesting game mechanic that whenever the Survivor gets picked up or basically forklift unto the killers back that the killer suffers a 15% endurance debuff. 

    Also I believe that these Survivor should have a natural decisive strike that's called tun tossing if they try to put the Survivor on the hook. Basically it's a skill check for the Killer...

    This is going to be interesting because I want to see how this is going to go.

    I would love to see stuff like that, atheltic survivors with faster runing speed than fat ones which have other advantages.

    Unfortunately devs are lazy AF, so this will never happen

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068
    edited August 2018

    @Tsulan said:

    @powerbats said:
    Instead of DS he just outweighs the killer and crushes them underneath him. Since the killer is incapacitated all gens instantly get done and everyone walks out alive. This after giving the killer last rites due to being crushed to death and unable to do any more trials.

    I´m just imaging poor Freddy or Hag...

    But can you imagine poor Amanda trying to pick him up for a hook or even worse has Sprint burst and runs over his own team mates instantly performing a mori on them lol.

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095

    @powerbats said:

    @Tsulan said:

    @powerbats said:
    Instead of DS he just outweighs the killer and crushes them underneath him. Since the killer is incapacitated all gens instantly get done and everyone walks out alive. This after giving the killer last rites due to being crushed to death and unable to do any more trials.

    I´m just imaging poor Freddy or Hag...

    But can you imagine poor Amanda trying to pick him up for a hook?

    Oh #########, forgot totally about Amanda.
    I just can´t get the image out of my head, where the fat survivor is laying on top of the tiny killer who can´t move.

  • Sarief
    Sarief Member Posts: 543

    unique perk: you can't pick him up...

    let the pig bleed, I guess?

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @Tsulan said:

    @powerbats said:

    @Tsulan said:

    @powerbats said:
    Instead of DS he just outweighs the killer and crushes them underneath him. Since the killer is incapacitated all gens instantly get done and everyone walks out alive. This after giving the killer last rites due to being crushed to death and unable to do any more trials.

    I´m just imaging poor Freddy or Hag...

    But can you imagine poor Amanda trying to pick him up for a hook?

    Oh #########, forgot totally about Amanda.
    I just can´t get the image out of my head, where the fat survivor is laying on top of the tiny killer who can´t move.

    I added in something even funnier to that quote lol

  • wolflinkin
    wolflinkin Member Posts: 52

    Why is this even a topic!?

  • Tsulan
    Tsulan Member Posts: 15,095

    @wolflinkin said:
    Why is this even a topic!?

    Because sometimes its fun to make jokes or have crazy ideas?

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @wolflinkin said:
    Why is this even a topic!?

    Why ask why just don't drink Bud Dry.

    Besides which we need to have some laughs sometimes instead of being all serious and insulting each other non stop.

  • Lowbei
    Lowbei Member Posts: 2,637
    Wheelchair bound vet character incoming
  • Twix
    Twix Member Posts: 235
    We need a ginger and a granny with an oxygen tank
  • Volfawott
    Volfawott Member Posts: 3,893
    I think this would be hilarious af.
    I already find it ridiculous that petite little 20-something Amanda can hoist David King on her shoulders like it's nothing but doing that to a overweight guy would be hilarious.
  • deadwolfwalking
    deadwolfwalking Member Posts: 624

    NO FAT ******* SURVIVORS. I shouldn't need Brutal Strength just to hook somebody.

  • ShrimpTwiggs
    ShrimpTwiggs Member Posts: 1,181

    We need a baby in a rocket-powered stroller as the next survivor.

  • Paddy4583
    Paddy4583 Member Posts: 864
    ChraizE said:

    Fat people don't run....

    Good luck lifting them too
  • Countfunkular
    Countfunkular Member Posts: 405
    @Lowbei
    Well you just gave me an idea
  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @thesuicidefox said:
    Only if he farts when he uses DS.

    Instead of Ds when he farts he gets sprint burst and the killer if they're too close behind them gets stunned for 3 seconds due to the noxious fumes.