The third constitutional wholesome republic of the fog Meetup
Greetings readers. This is the third meetup of the government of the fog. Current positions in The Government are as follows:
Guardian of The Constitution: @AAAAA
Supreme Leader: @Cornpopers_Evan
Minister of Trees: @GrootDude
Minister of Compromise: @Fibijean
Governor of Haddonfield: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of The Swamps: @ShrekIsHot
Minister of Irrelevant Issues: @Skarkio
Speaker of The Senate: @Boosted_Dwight
Arch-Sherriff: @Masantonio
Minister of Lore: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Dwights: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Lover of Myers: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Guardian of Janes: @Bigbootiejudy666
Minister of the Environment: @KillermainBTWm8
Chief of the Department of Sanitation: @pootis_Bear
Executive Rework Consultant and Announcer: @thefallenloser
Advisor of Killers: @Bigbootiejudy666
Head of Maintenance: @Spooky13 @Spooky
Minister of Communications: @CLAUDETTEINABUSH (J)
Your opinions may be heard to this meetup and if you want to join our great government please ask @AAAAA
Let us begin.
Members of the government,casual gamers,killer mains, survivor mains, Myers lovers and Dwight poppers,welcome. Today we have to talk about 3 critical topics.
First, Moo Moo the cow is featured in only one map. This is unacceptable and we must demand to be added to all maps. If you play on Lerys, it will be to not surprise to see all 5 players watching over Moo Moo,to keep him/her safe. Moo Moo is a property of the People of The Fog and it is unacceptable how he/she is treated. They need a clean bed with air conditioning. Anyone who disturbs Moo Moo in any way should be assassinated and completely vanished from the fourth dimension.
Second, The People of the fog asked a shirtless Dwight cosmetic. I believe it's not appropriate for a game,but I'm not the one to decide. Oh speaker of the Senate @Boosted_Dwight it's up to you.
Last but not least, the People of the Fog believe that Jane's Boody is not that big,so they suggest to increase its size by 23.189685027539%+π in order to make it the perfect size. @Bigbootiejudy666 is up to you.
Thank you for coming in such an important meeting. We need solutions right away!
-J
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The answer is yes
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HORRIBLE NEWS!!!
BIG BOOTIE JANE GOT BANNED!
guess her thickness was too much to handle,so she had to go....
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I say shirtless Dwight is acceptable as long as there is a good reason for it. Say like a Summer outfit or maybe a funny experience he had back then.
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The devs are making their move...
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First point: Completely agree, moo moo deserves it!
Second point: Only if @Boosted_Dwight gets online more. >:(
Third point: Jane is great as is.
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I'm online almost everyday I just don't like appearing online :P
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As Head of Maintenance, I have been making sure Moo Moo has a clean bed with fluffy pillows and proper air conditioning. I have been finding any medkits scattered around Lery's and bringing them to him/her for a swift recovery. I have also been consulting with the Doctor and Nurse about her condition. Moo Moo is going great, I will update if need be.
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I know, I'm just playing. xD
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@AAAAA how do I apply?
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Just tell me what position you want!
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Rework Jane and Dwight and give Dwight her booty.
That is all.
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Good argument
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Head of broken matchmaking
Or
Killer teabagging
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The Department of Matchmaking is currently undergoing indefinite renovation. You will, however, be Minister of Teabags, Tea Leaves, and Other Tea Making Materials.
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As a brit I cannot complain. Thanks overlord AAAAAA
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Professional Jane Head here!
As our Guardian has been banned, I am a temporary replacement. If they ever do come back, I’ll work right under them no questions asked.
If possible, I’d go for “Guardian of Jane’s in training”.
I will make sure all of butts look good and our hair is done, as well as overview makeup application process to fit Jane standards.
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@AAAAA you heard the lady. Tho,since we have the other Jane on discord we can ask her if she give you her position or something like that.
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Acting Guardian of Janes! If/when @Bigbootiejudy666 comes back, you will be deputy
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