Dearest Killers...

MaybeShesCrazy

*sings badly*

Skinny marinky dinky dink, Skinny marinky dinky doooooo...

I love you.

Skinny marinky dinky dink, Skinny marinky dinky doooooo...

I love you.

I love you in the morning and in the afternoon.

I love you in the evening underneath the moon.

Skinny marinky dinky dink, Skinny marinky dinky doo...

I love you.

Thank you for putting up with the long wait times many of you have had to lately. Without you there would be no game.

It's appreciated.

This morning I was playing with a killer that had a really tough time. My other three teammates were absolutely friends. It was obvious even in the chat. By the end of the game he was so frustrated and it chat he let it be known. I really felt for him. It really made me realize how much we need you all.

Now:

Tell us your funniest stories with survivors. :-D I wanna know what really goes on in your brains!

Lx_malice

Once I was playing Ghostface and was just messsing around with the survivors. I was standing on a hill as all the survivors were lined up below me and I would teabag in a pattern and they would repeat after me. *Up, down, up, down, 360 spin* And they'd all repeat it together after me. It was glorious.

Talmeer

Can't decide... A kate with which I farmed to pre Legion rework times, because 2 survivors had not pass the loadingscreen and one dc'd I believe... Its a long time ago.

Several times I freaked her out, that she thought I would kill her in the match, but I didn't and that girl had really ovaries made of steel :) (since she can't have the bal..., okay, I think that was enough explanation...).

The other time were for a few months. 3 survivors had slowly teabag for me near a door of the house in the south on that yokatuda... how ever this map is called correctly.

It had look so funny, but also so strange. To this day I don't know why they have act like this. At the end I have kill them, after watching them for 20secs+ with a question mark above my head. Survivors are sometimes so confusing, I tell ya!

Darkskies

Aw from a pig main on ps4 I want to say thank you for your appreciation and lovely song.

My funny story I often play my favourite build..

Rancor, stbfl, pwyf, dying light

I normally leave the obsession alone act scared of them run away and hide from them but they know I have rancor so I could mori them at the end. But if they boop me and don't run from me at the end I will let them go.. So far I'm yet to mori anyone with this wonderful build.

You survivors are wonderful for playing along and having fun with my silly meme builds.

🐷💕💖🐽

MissBehavingX

I was playing against what was obviously a low rank SWF, they were really bad, and when I run into groups like that I usually hook them once or twice and don't finish the kills, and let them finish the gens and escape. So that's what I did, I felt really bad because 2 of them died on first hook because the others were too afraid to unhook them even tho I was nowhere near them.

I found a meg literally on a corner of the map hiding, close to a gen. I walked to the gen and hit it to let her know I wanted her to finish it, she didnt get it. I downed her, carried her to the gen and kept slapping it... I grabbed her and downed her until she was free and she just ran away scared shitless lol I had to literally message her to let her know I just wanted her to finish the gen. They invited me to a party saying they had no idea I was trying to be nice to the remaining 2, they were so grateful and obviously very new to the game, it was adorable.

Other time I was a survivor playing against a demo, my teammates were also obviously low ranks and they all died while I hadn't even been hit. I went to the hatch and Demo arrived at the same time, he closed it and we just stood there looking at each other for a while lol, he then hits me and I made the "follow me" sign and went to the basement that was next to the hatch. I pointed at the hooks and did a "yes" motion, he finally hooked me. He messaged me later saying that was the nicest thing he's experienced with a survivor lol