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Which character would you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PhantomMask20763
PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
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For me David. All the other survivors are really scrawny imo, at least he's buff and stuff. You can choose a killer if you want too. I didnt because you know most of them are crazy and stuff. 
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  • Jack11803
    Jack11803 Member Posts: 3,930
    edited September 2018

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Jack11803 said:

    Does David splay your asscheeks like the Red Sea?

    Obviously ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    DAAAAAAAMNNN!

  • pureleeawesome
    pureleeawesome Member Posts: 30

    Trapper Daddy.

  • Sarief
    Sarief Member Posts: 543

    Kate.
    Or am I in the wrong thread o_O

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Sarief said:

    Kate.
    Or am I in the wrong thread o_O

    Nah m8 welcome to the weird thread. Every forum has one
  • RuneStarr
    RuneStarr Member Posts: 850

    Trap Daddy :love:
    I would snuggle Dwight though, but then again who wouldn't?!

  • Oblitiry
    Oblitiry Member Posts: 487
    Huntress, I like big asses 8^]

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Oblitiry said:
    Huntress, I like big asses 8^]

    What about spirit? 
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    RuneStarr said:

    Trap Daddy :love:
    I would snuggle Dwight though, but then again who wouldn't?!

    I'd also snuggle with dwight but snuggling with David DAMN that'd be amazing
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Oblitiry said:
    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Oblitiry said:
    Huntress, I like big asses 8^]

    What about spirit? 

    Might be a bit too corpsey for me [0)0]
    Yeah too many floating limbs 
  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104
    edited September 2018
    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

    . . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

    I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Peasant said:
    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

    . . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

    I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.
    This man has class 
  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Peasant said:

    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

    . . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

    I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.

    This man has class 

    I am a man of culture not unlike yourself I might add.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Peasant said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Peasant said:

    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

    . . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

    I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.

    This man has class 

    I am a man of culture not unlike yourself I might add.

    Oof shaming the Freddy main, well played 
  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Peasant said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    Peasant said:

    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

. . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.

    This man has class 

    I am a man of culture not unlike yourself I might add.

    Oof shaming the Freddy main, well played 

    ("not unlike" is a double negative. That was a compliment.)

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Peasant said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Peasant said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    Peasant said:

    This might just be my inner Jake Park talking, but I think Claudette's got some wit and charm. . .

. . . not to mention a mighty fine kiester.

I wouldn't be opposed to snuggling with her by the campfire.

    This man has class 

    I am a man of culture not unlike yourself I might add.

    Oof shaming the Freddy main, well played 

    ("not unlike" is a double negative. That was a compliment.)

    Darn outsmarted well played, well played
  • Chi
    Chi Member Posts: 781

    That is difficult. I would say Ace, Claudette, Kate, Myers?

    A very specific kind of Ace though. A very specific head cosmetic.

    Also David maybe, with a beard. He looks horrible without it :p

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @Chi said:
    That is difficult. I would say Ace, Claudette, Kate, Myers?

    A very specific kind of Ace though. A very specific head cosmetic.

    Also David maybe, with a beard. He looks horrible without it :p

    HOW dare you speak of bae like that he is perfect with or without facial hair

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @George_Soros said:
    I assume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) means to have sexual intercourse with?
    The Pig, who else. She's damn hot.
    Although the Spirit is kinda convenient. You know, she's sliced to pieces. Use the ones you need at the moment, store the rest in a locker.

    Pig is my second main and it would just feel awkward if I picked her

  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104
    edited September 2018

    @George_Soros said:
    I assume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) means to have sexual intercourse with?
    The Pig, who else. She's damn hot.
    Although the Spirit is kinda convenient. You know, she's sliced to pieces. Use the ones you need at the moment, store the rest in a locker.

    Nonsense, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) means to have romantic and wholesome feelings for another that transcend exterior appearances. Get your mind out of the gutter!

  • George_Soros
    George_Soros Member Posts: 2,270
    Peasant said:

    @George_Soros said:
    I assume ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) means to have sexual intercourse with?
    The Pig, who else. She's damn hot.
    Although the Spirit is kinda convenient. You know, she's sliced to pieces. Use the ones you need at the moment, store the rest in a locker.

    Nonsense, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) means to have romantic and wholesome feelings for another that transcend exterior appearances. Get your mind out of the gutter!

    Oh, wholesome, you say? I guess that takes the Spirit out of the equation.
  • xmenfanatic
    xmenfanatic Member Posts: 816

    I think David and Adam are total babes! I don’t think I could get it on with someone ho murders me once a week, lol.

  • PoppaSquat
    PoppaSquat Member Posts: 78

    I'm actually surprised no one's said The Pig yet, because assuming she can take off the mask in the realm, there's a real cutie under there.
    Too bad she's the living personification of daddy issues...unless that's your thing

  • Chi
    Chi Member Posts: 781

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    @Chi said:
    That is difficult. I would say Ace, Claudette, Kate, Myers?

    A very specific kind of Ace though. A very specific head cosmetic.

    Also David maybe, with a beard. He looks horrible without it :p

    HOW dare you speak of bae like that he is perfect with or without facial hair

    He is FAR from perfect, without his beard he is the second ugliest male survivor. (Nobody can beat Quentin.)
    Beard makes the David... Although I think he looks fine when his face is covered by a cap. :p

  • inkedsoulz
    inkedsoulz Member Posts: 93

    Clown

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    Chi said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    @Chi said:
    That is difficult. I would say Ace, Claudette, Kate, Myers?

    A very specific kind of Ace though. A very specific head cosmetic.

    Also David maybe, with a beard. He looks horrible without it :p

    HOW dare you speak of bae like that he is perfect with or without facial hair

    He is FAR from perfect, without his beard he is the second ugliest male survivor. (Nobody can beat Quentin.)
    Beard makes the David... Although I think he looks fine when his face is covered by a cap. :p

    Fair play. I wear the cap cosmetic often so I've just gotten used to his face without the beard.
  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    inkedsoulz said:

    Clown

    Back when the clown still wasnt on console I saw this one person talking about how he/she needed the clown to arrive because he/she needed to stroke the clowns chest hairs and have the growls of his stomach put him/her to sleep  
  • Techn0
    Techn0 Member Posts: 405

    Clown, units for life.

  • MauXD24
    MauXD24 Member Posts: 75

    Spirit, Huntress and obviously Kate

  • TheLegendDyl4n1
    TheLegendDyl4n1 Member Posts: 1,493

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    For me David. All the other survivors are really scrawny imo, at least he's buff and stuff. You can choose a killer if you want too. I didnt because you know most of them are crazy and stuff. 

    could i be with both david and dwight at the same time or.... is that not aloud

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @TheLegendDyl4n1 said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    For me David. All the other survivors are really scrawny imo, at least he's buff and stuff. You can choose a killer if you want too. I didnt because you know most of them are crazy and stuff. 

    could i be with both david and dwight at the same time or.... is that not aloud

    Davids mine, he off limits you can be with Dwight though

  • Peasant
    Peasant Member Posts: 4,104
    edited September 2018

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    @TheLegendDyl4n1 said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    For me David. All the other survivors are really scrawny imo, at least he's buff and stuff. You can choose a killer if you want too. I didnt because you know most of them are crazy and stuff. 

    could i be with both david and dwight at the same time or.... is that not aloud

    Davids mine, he off limits you can be with Dwight though

    Dang, we're claiming folks now? Guess that means I'm calling dibs on Claudette.

  • SlothGirly
    SlothGirly Member Posts: 1,146

    Def' Amanda, I would say Anna, but tbhhonest she'd probably crush my skull or some sh*t. Besides, Amanda's got a nice bit of meat, but not too much.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @Peasant said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    @TheLegendDyl4n1 said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    For me David. All the other survivors are really scrawny imo, at least he's buff and stuff. You can choose a killer if you want too. I didnt because you know most of them are crazy and stuff. 

    could i be with both david and dwight at the same time or.... is that not aloud

    Davids mine, he off limits you can be with Dwight though

    Dang, we're claiming folks now? Guess that means I'm calling dibs on Claudette.

    He was mine from the start

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @AlphaJackson said:
    Def' Amanda, I would say Anna, but tbhhonest she'd probably crush my skull or some sh*t. Besides, Amanda's got a nice bit of meat, but not too much.

    Yeah that pig head does have a lot of meat now that I think about it

  • SlothGirly
    SlothGirly Member Posts: 1,146

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Yeah that pig head does have a lot of meat now that I think about it

    Not what I meant, but you still got a point. Maybe after a bit of "play" sit down for a nice pork dinner.

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @AlphaJackson said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Yeah that pig head does have a lot of meat now that I think about it

    Not what I meant, but you still got a point. Maybe after a bit of "play" sit down for a nice pork dinner.

    Would you play her game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • SlothGirly
    SlothGirly Member Posts: 1,146

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Would you play her game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    You're goddamn right I would! I either don't die and get laid by a sexy psycho, or I get laid and die... WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE!

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176

    @AlphaJackson said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Would you play her game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    You're goddamn right I would! I either don't die and get laid by a sexy psycho, or I get laid and die... WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE!

    Make your Choice

  • TheLegendDyl4n1
    TheLegendDyl4n1 Member Posts: 1,493

    @PhantomMask20763 said:

    @AlphaJackson said:

    @PhantomMask20763 said:
    Would you play her game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    You're goddamn right I would! I either don't die and get laid by a sexy psycho, or I get laid and die... WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE!

    Make your Choice

    the puns are too much for me

  • grtf47
    grtf47 Member Posts: 371
    Meg with that thicc booty
  • chococri
    chococri Member Posts: 355
    I see you guys are people of culture as well. Daddy Myers ftw! 
    Also, Nea. 
  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476

    Excuse you all but if you think anyone is thiccer than papa Jake we finna have a problem

  • PhantomMask20763
    PhantomMask20763 Member Posts: 5,176
    No_Mither_No_Problem said:

    Excuse you all but if you think anyone is thiccer than papa Jake we finna have a problem

    Nah David is thiccer. Fite me
  • thekiller490490
    thekiller490490 Member Posts: 1,164
    Why TF is this thread in existence?