Carl's Jr. Deathslinger

Master_Jand
Master_Jand Member Posts: 4
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Hello. You have heard of BK Myers: combining Judith Myer's Tombstone with the Vanity Mirror grants you a pitiful 91% movement speed with no power and a tiny baby lunge. His meme build is the king of horrible builds. However, after much research, I have came to the conclusion that there is a build even worse: the Carl's Jr. Deathslinger. By combining the Gold Creek Whiskey and the Marshal's Badge, you get:

  • -10% and -5% movement speed to an already slow 75% ADS movement speed for 60% movement speed
  • -12 TR to a 24 meter or 16 meter (M&A) TR for a total of 12 or 4 meter TR respectively (not even completely undetectable)

By using these addons and remaining ADS'd at all times, you will become the fattest, slowest, and most useless killer in all the realm. The general rules for Carl's Jr. Deathslinger are the following:

  • Stay ADS'd at all times. The only time you will not be ADS'd is wiping your gun, reloading, carrying a survivor, breaking a pallet/regressing a gen, vaulting a window, and closing the hatch/opening a gate.
  • Only shoot survivors right next to you, within "lunge" range.
  • You can only shoot your gun, no M1s.

This amazing playstyle will not only bring you honor and respect, but also serves an amazing, perfect simulation of being the average gun-toting, hamburger-eating, mobility-scooter bound American.

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