The actual survivors rulebook for killer
The Survivors Rulebook for Killers
- Rule #1 : The Killer is always wrong. No exceptions.
- Rule #2 : The Survivors are always right. No exceptions.
- Rule #3 : The Killer is always overbuffed. No exceptions.
- Rule #4 : The Survivor is always overnerfed. No exceptions.
- Rule #5 : The Killer is not allowed to DC (disconnect) in matches
- Rule #6 : The Survivors are allowed to DC (Disconnect) in matches when certain conditions are met. When that happens, see rule #48.
- Rule #7 : Under no circumstances may the Killer dodge or leave the lobby. It will be considered as DC (Disconnecting). No exceptions.
- Rule #8: As soon as the match starts, the Killer must announce who they are by whatever means necessary.
- Rule #9 : The Killer must ALWAYS let the last Survivor exit through the hatch.
- Rule #14 : If the Killer is successfully pallet-looped by the chased Survivor, the Killer can henceforth be referred to as an Idiot and deserves everything they get.
- Rule #22 : The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor healing another survivor. It is unfair.
- Rule #23 : The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor mending or healing themselves. It is unfair.
- Rule #30: If it glows, it goes. No exceptions.
- Rule #39 : Any Killer that finds a Survivor within the first minute of the game can henceforth be referred to as a Hacker and deserves everything they get. No exceptions.
- Rule #48 : Killers must let all remaining Survivors escape if one or more Survivors have left the match prematurely. No exceptions.
- Rule #53 : Any Killer that enters within a 25 meters range of a hooked Survivor can henceforth be referred to as a Camper and deserves everything they get. No exceptions.
- Rule #54.a : After hooking a Survivor, the Killer must immediately leave the area and stand in a corner, EVEN if they see another survivor and/or scratch marks at the Hook. No exceptions.
- Rule #54.b : It is then mandatory for the Killer to start staring at a wall for a minimum duration of 30 second.
- Rule #55 : The Killer may NEVER chase after and/or attack a Survivor that has been previously hooked until they have hooked another survivor. No exceptions.
- Rule #56 : Any Killer that chases someone he has already injured, hooked, or used an ability on before, can henceforth be referred to as a Tunneler and deserves everthing they get. No exceptions.
- Rule #106.a : Whenever a Killer sees a group of Survivors around a generator, the Killer must only chase the uninjured ones.
- Rule #106.b : If all Survivors are uninjured, the killer will only chase the Survivor stepping forward to start a looping.
- Rule #106.c : If all Survivors are injured, the Killer must run in the middle and scatter them. After that they shall spend a minimum of 5 seconds without moving before deciding who to follow.
- Rule #456 : When in a looping chase, the Killer should NEVER take advantage of a Survivor that makes a mistake.
- Rule #458 : When being baited by a flashlight or loud sounds, the Killer must always play along.
Rules 501 though 550 concern the Trapper.
- Rule #501 : The Trapper is OP and should be nerfed. No exceptions.
- Rule #502 : The Trapper must ALWAYS let a trapped Survivor go.
- Rule #502 : If a Survivor is caught in a trap, the Killer will be reported for cheating.
- Rule #503 : Any trap placed within 30 meters around a hooked survivor, a generator, a totem or a chest is unfair.
- Rule #504 : If The Trapper has placed more than one traps, he is to be Referred to as a Camper and deserves everything he gets.
- Rule #550 : Traps are gay. No exceptions.
Rules 551 through 600 concern the Wraith.
- Rule #551 : The Wraith is OP and should be nerfed. No exceptions.
- Rule #502 : The Wraith must NEVER use the "Coxcombed Clapper", it is unfair and unbalanced.
- Rule #550 : Invisibility is for cowards. No exceptions.
- Rule #599 : The wraith must always use “The Beast” Soot if going invisible.
Rules 601 through 650 concern the Hillbilly.
- Rule 601 : The hillbilly may never use the chainsaw, as it is unbalanced and unfair.
Rules 651 through 700 concern the Nurse.
- Rule #651 : The Nurse isn't allowed to blink more than twice, anything more is unbalanced and unfair.
- Rule #658 : The Nurse cannot use add-ons that reduce her post-blink exhaustion.
Rules 701 through 750 concern the Hag.
- Rule #701 : The Hag stinks.
- Rule #702 : The Hag isn't allowed to teleport for the first five times her trap activates.
- Rule #711 : The Hag can NOT place her trap in front of a hooked survivor. No exceptions.
- Rule #746 : The Survivors are allowed to erase every single trap the Hag makes. The Hag can NEVER replace those traps. Batteries are expensives.
- Rule #750 : The Hag is the trolliest, campiest, stupidest most disgusting killer. (Signed: Major Salt T. Asphuck)
Rules 751 through 800 concern the Doctor.
- Rule #751 : The Doctor's treatment is NOT working.
- Rule #752 : The Doctor's laugh is not funny.
- Rule #753 : The Doctor's face is dumb.
- Rule #762 : If a Survivors has reached Madness tier 3, the Doctor must stop chasing the concerned Survivor until they have returned to normal.
- Rule #777 : If the map is the Gideon Meat Plant, the survivors are allowed to disconnect.
Rules 801 through 850 concern the Huntress.
Rules 851 through 1000 concern the shared Killer perks.
Rules 1501 through 1578 concern the Survivor Perks.
- Rule #1501 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Sprint Burst" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
- Rule #1502 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Dead Hard" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
- Rule #1503 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Self Care" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
- Rule #1504 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Adrenaline" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
- Rule #1505 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Decisive Strike" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
Rules 2001 through 2050 concern the Plague
- Rule 2004: If the Plague comes across a Survivor in an area in which they are cornered, she must allow the survivor to leave the area without vomiting on them.
- Rule 2005: The Plague wil not attack a Survivor while they're cleansing themselves. Pervert.
- Rule 2006: Whenever the Plague chases multiple survivors and has Corrupt Purge active, she will attack no more than one.
- Rule 2007.a: The only time the Plague is allowed to infect a generator is when there are no Survivors in 50 meters around it.
- Rule 2007.b: If there are only three generators left, the Plague CANNOT infect a generator.
Rules 2051 through 2100 concern the Legion
- Rule #2051: The Legion is not allowed to have high camera sensitivity setting. Turning fast when pallet-sliding is unfair and unbalanced.
- Rule #2064: The Legion can only use flashy outfits so as no to be mistaken for a Survivor. No exceptions.
Rules 2101 through 2150 concern the Nightmare
- Rule #2101 : The Nightmare may only pull Survivors in a dream after he sees them consenting by buttdancing ten times.
- Rule #2143 : The Nightmare CANNOT use Dream Pallets, it is unfair and unbalanced.
- Rule #3159.a : The Survivors' post-game chats are never toxic, they are simply teaching the Killer how to play properly.
- Rule #3159.b : Any insults from the Survivors targeting the Killer are merely comical in nature and shouldn't be taken personaly.
- Rule #3160 : The Killer cannot report Survivors for what was said in the post-game chat.
- Rule #3161 : The Survivors can report the Killer for what he has said in the post-game chat.
- Rule #3162 : If the Killer has not said anything in the post-game chat, Survivors may reporting for unsporting behavior.
- Rule #5871 : If a Killer does manage to kill any or all survivors, they must confess what rules they broke.
- Rule #5872 : Survivors do not have to do bones, but they can still complain about NOED (No One Escapes Death).
- Rule #6237 : If a Killer succeeds in baiting a Survivor into using his "Dead Hard", the Killer isn't allowed to swing at the concerned Survivor until "Dead Hard" has cooled down.
- Rule #10000 : Under no circumstances may the Killer offer plausible arguments in his defense concerning ANY of the rules listed in this book. No exceptions.
Posted byu/Arklaw https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/cdmzft/the_survivors_rulebook_for_killers/
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Can we add to this because I propose that huntress cannot use iridescent head as it is unfair and unbalanced no exceptions
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Rule @1001 huntress cannot use iridescent head as it is unfair and unbalanced no exceptions
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Farming upvotes by posting it in the hivemind. How original.
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Lol reddit
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I don't have any rules for either side. Just don't get upset when I react in a way that you don't like if you play like a meanie. Tunnel and Camp me from the start? Better hope I don't get away because when I do, you will never see me again. I will waste so much of your time with stealth play, it will drive you crazy. I won't cease to work on objectives, but the second I sense your presence, I will become one with the shadows.
T-Bag and point after every pallet stun? Farm or sandbag your teammate? Welcome to tunnel town, where I have a camp fire and tent all set up in order to leisurely roast marshmallows while I watch you die.
Wanna spam vault/locker at the start of the match and play super sweaty rather than have a normal match? I'm going to go admire the pixels in a corner of the map. I'm not here to get bullied for your entertainment. Then again, I haven't touched killer in two months and I really don't miss the stress.
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Nice and original, I like it.
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Imagine taking up this much time and effort just to try to farm upvotes.
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you are so wrong, and this is another silly attempt to divide the community.
Either you are a very new, very bad or a very biased killer.
Nice bait, got me. And I have seen thousands of bait posts!!
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i copied and pasted it 0 effort
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imagine being toxic for no reason
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I don't think he did it to farm upvotes, he did because it is funny. The "survivor rulebook for killers" is a meme from Samination, my friend. I can send you the link if you want to.
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Imagine it working and all you can think of is your attempt to talk down to OP. His post is funny, yours is petulant.
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KILLERS WHEN
WHEN SURVIVOR RULEBOOK
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See also - Sirlin's book on How To Win Games - specifically, The Intermediate Guide, section titled "Introducing, The Scrub"
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why would i ever want to farm for upvotes like they matter to me. Like i gave a link to the actual person who made this and their name lmao
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Rule #1503 : The Killer cannot complain about the "Self Care" Perk, it is fair and balanced.
hmmmm it says a lot.
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What's the rulebook for survivors by Killers? Post that.
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Good cliff notes from Vol. 1. 👍
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Where you goin'? I ain't done. We still got 500 more pages!
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I thought the survivors lived at the campfire, but apparently they stay rent-free inside OP's head. Probably beats taking craps in the cold woods.
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I'm assuming this is another of your jokes that are posed as serious so I'm gonna treat it as such.
This joke wasn't funny the first time. It wasn't funny the seventh time. Considering how we're reaching the three hundredth with this post, let me assure you all that it's lost what miniscule charm it once had.
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To be fair, the rulebook joke was funny in the Samination video.
but only because it is quite clear he only meant it as a joke.. some people took it way too serious..
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You can't tell me you've never seen and/or heard large groups of survivors genuinely claim that killers have to play in this or that way because it's "not fair" otherwise.
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Yeah I have. But I have also seen many killer players do the same for survivors.
that doesn’t make this survivor rulebook joke any more funny though.
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Actually, my friend, it is just a meme from Samination.
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And it wasn't funny the first time.
So I don't see why people think repeating it three hundred times will make it funnier
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I like it, it is funny for me.
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Who wrote it?
you?
the irony
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Well congrats, glad it's still funny after the exact same joke gets told over and over for, what, a year and a half? Maybe longer?
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Judging from his last few posts I’m not sure.
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That's fair enough. Comedy is subjective, after all.
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A year and a half, I think. By the time that video released, Ghostface was the most recent killer.
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As I said, it’s funny in the samination video. And that’s because there are actually survivors that act like that.
but it gets overused and used primarily against survivors generalized and not really jokingly. And many of those don’t see the same behavior by the killer players..
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I came here to make sure I was up to date with knowledge for my wholesome pig play.. I am disappointed but will assume I play to suit the rules of the surviours.
🐽👈💖
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It sAysS a LOt aBOut oUr SocIETy!!1!!
Seriously though what the hell does it say. It's a joke, my guy, no Killer worth their salt would complain about Self Care.
Also yes I want to see this.
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The rulebook spans multiple metas through multiple years.
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Samination got the joke from the community. It was a meme before he started making videos.
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Lol the real survivor rulebook just compromises of a piece of paper that says 'If you sweat against a super casual squad who has a DC/or are just playing for fun, don't be surprised when you get more try-hard groups.'
It's a two-way street. If a killer plays hard against a casual group and makes the game terrible for them, they might be more interested in playing harder themselves to not have a game like that again, because it sucks. Just like if a Survivor group sweats against a casual killer, casual killer might just sweat next time to try not to have such a sweaty game.
Pretty much it's just a simple case of 'Don't give what you aren't willing to take back'.
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I didn’t say anything against that?
The meme wasn’t really that funny though... especially because it ignores the fact that there are many killer players that just act like those kind of survivor players. (Samination does this too.. kinda.. but still, his take isn’t really that serious and he does make it funny)
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Yall really can't take a single joke without turning this post into an argument.
Actually rent-free.
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TLDR;
survivor bad
killer good
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..
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I'm aware, I was around during the Self Care meta. Even then, no one would legitimately complain about Self Care in modern year, "hmmm says a lot" also implies that this joke means something deeper. Which it, uh, doesn't.
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Hahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhhh. Stupid billy
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"It's all in here in the Survivor's Rulebook For Killers"
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Oh and Pig is OP. Can't forget that one
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