Hit me with some DbD Pickup lines
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You can be as rough as you like, baby, because I have an Iron Will
(As a Jake main I am enjoying that way too much XD)
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Are you meg, if so can I Borrow your Time? 👍1
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Are you running decisive strike? Because im obsessed with you~
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Is your name Kate? Care to dance with me?
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baby.... you're gonna think i'm the PS4 patch because i won't be coming for a long, long time....
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i see you're 'exposed'.... does that mean you'll 'go down' without a chase?
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Are you trolling me? Because I like you from behind2
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Are you Michael Myers? Because you have a Shape-ly booty.
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My heart will always boil over for you kate
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Baby are you the mist because YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING IT HARD TO SEE
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Are you the Wraith? Because it looks like you eat wood regularly.
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Stalks in Myers3
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I want to get Evil within you
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Are you hurt? Because id tunnel you all day long.
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Take me to the dungeon and ill give you some slippery meat 🙈
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-Oh your hooked? I'll come get you off...
*hurry up I'm struggling here
-I'm coming
*already? Well that was disappointing
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@RogueGoddess said:
I hope you're not running self care because I want to gently rub you all night long. ;3Stalking you is the best when you rub yourself, baby.
I have a really nasty one, so if you want to hear it, PM me. xD
If you're into BDSM, I've got hooks in my basement and an overwhelming presence that will make your heart beat faster.
That last one... Pure gold lmao
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Are you a Leatherface main? Because I wanna go camping with you.
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Is your name Laurie? Because I'll stalk your bush.
Loving intensifies3 -
I don't know about BBM but I'll show you how I SWF.
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Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
Freddy: Bill Cosby.
Who needs pickup lines2 -
@MegaWaffle said:
Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
Freddy: Bill Cosby.
Who needs pickup lines
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@MegaWaffle said:
Quentin: Hey thanks for the drink Freddy, where did you get it?
Freddy: Bill Cosby.
Who needs pickup lines
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Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.
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@ItsDaEmuDood said:
Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.That’s actually really good tbh
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@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@ItsDaEmuDood said:
Are you a Monstrous Shrine? Cuz there's some bonuses if you come with me into the basement.That’s actually really good tbh
I love you.
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I'm not a freak in the sheets like Freddy
Or a silent romantic like Myers
But baby like a good Billy I'll make you go down 8-)3 -
Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good.
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@MegaWaffle said:
Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good.The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.
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@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@MegaWaffle said:
Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good.The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.
Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!
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@MegaWaffle said:
@No_Mither_No_Problem said:
@MegaWaffle said:
Sad this thread died...I thought that last one was good.The way these forums work any and all threads can be revived as long as they’re not drier than the Hag’s tits.
Then i guess its time we suckle on them and get these great pickup lines back into the public eye!
I know a guy who’d probably be willing to do that first part for you.
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Are you running ruin? Cuz I wanna rub that bone until it explodes.2
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Hey baby, come join me in bed tonight and I’ll cheat on my girl more than I cheat on Dead By Daylight.
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@Runiver said:
Are you called Meg ? Because you look #########....
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Sorry, I did the best I can, I'm not the romantic or cheesy kind.
ROFL COPTER!
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Are you repairing gens? Because you're getting me fired up~
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Are you looping me? Because my lust for you is Tier 3.
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Are you a clown main because you make my weasel go POP2
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I don't need to be in treatment mode to make you scream 2
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Girl, do you have Leader/Vigil?Because i cant stay away from you
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I'll always run left behind, because I want it to be only me and you
I.... I'm sorry
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So...do you come here often?
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Dang maybe, I feel like the Wraith right now because you make my ding dong go bing bong.
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Babe, I know you wanna start safe but by the end of deliverance I'll make your mind broken
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Darn, Claudette! You have more curves than the Torment Creek loop!1
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You are so beautiful! Mind if i wear your face?2
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Are you a generator? Because I'll only be on you for 80 secondsAndus said:Are you a generator? cuz I wanna work on you all night
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Baby are you Drayton Sawyer, because I want you to cook my meat.
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Are you the obsession? Because I want to play with your food ;^)2
