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Haikus about all our favorite killers!

Mr_Myers
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The Trapper

The original

But for all his infamy

He could use a buff

The Wraith

In darkness he waits

When bells pierce the frigid night

The hunt shall begin

The Hillbilly

He may be malformed

But don’t be tricked by his looks

Chainsaws really hurt

The Nurse

With a piercing screech

Another sound could be heard

Poor Dwight on the floor

The Hag

A creature of mud

Nothing but a husk

Hunger Unfulfilled

Myers

Not just a white mask

Evil will always take shape

Everywhere it goes

Doctor

The sound can be heard

They are louder than his shocks

Meg has alt-f-4rd

Huntress

For her innocence

And her beautiful humming

Screw machine gun build (Pre-nerf)

Leatherface

No one really buys

His own D-L-C for him

But all of his perks

Freddy

Entity Displeased

Fight on harder Sharp Hand Joe

Many DARNS to come

Pig

She makes a cute noise

When a pallet is dropped soon

Now the Pig is sad

Clown

Look at that stomach

But also look at dat ass

He is super thicc

Spirit

Her beautiful sounds

Were warped by the P-T-B

Now Waluigi