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BAR-B-Q FRITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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REVEL IN THE GLORY OF THE ONE TRUE CHIP GOD AND KNOW NOT PAIN OR SUFFERING FOR ALL OF ETERNITY AS YOU NESTLE INTO THE SALTY BOSOM OF THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA


WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF FLAVOR AND BE BLESSED BY THE SENSATION THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF


BE NOT ASHAMED OF GREED OR GLUTTONY MY FELLOW BELIEVERS, AS HOARDING THESE PRECIOUS MIRACLES FOR THINESELVES IS NO SIN, NAY, SUCH SELFISH BEHAVIOR IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM A FOOD SO COVETED AND BELOVED BY ALL WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO BE BAPTIZED IN THE FLAVOR


TO SHARE THESE CHIPS IS TO SHARE A KIDNEY WITH YOUR FELLOW MAN; IF ONLY ALL THE WORLD WERE TO CONSUME THE CHIP, TRULY A TIME OF PEACE THAT MANKIND HAS YET TO CONCEPTUALIZE WOULD BE UPON US


PRAISE BE TO THE BLESSED CHIP!!! PRAISE BE TO FRITO-LAY!!! MAY OUR UNINHIBITED CRIES OF PASSION REACH THE EARS OF OUR DISTRIBUTORS SO THAT OUR CHILDREN AND OUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL NEVER KNOW THE FAMINE WE HAVE ENDURED!!!


BLESS YOU WHO HAVE SEEN MY WORDS AND KNOWN MY JOY, AND BLESS THE ONE TRUE CHIP, MAY ITS GLORY COVER THE EARTH FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME


AMEN

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