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the inner workings of salty players mind
gets a gen done=I AM GOD!!!!!
sees teammate downed= You ######### suck stop throwing stupid matchmaking system always puts me with the #########
sees teammate hooked= dont you know how to wiggle i not getting you im too valuable
sees killer at hook 3 seconds after hooking survivor= CAMPER #########
gets chased=######### tunneler #########
gets hit= lucky ass hit no skill
gets downed= you ######### suck my team better ######### ing sacrifice themselves for me im too good to die
gets hooked= disconnect or ######### HELP ME THIS ######### KILLIER IS TUNNELING ME ANd CaPming
sees teammate sacrificed= he ######### sucks wow
sacrificed= disconnect or ######### ######### YOU TUNNELER NO SKILL
killed=######### YOU YOU NO SKILL ADD ON #########
captured and hooked while teabagging by exit=disconnect or ######### no skill killer one his bul;lshit RESCUE ME I CARRIED RESCE MEEE
sees teammate captured and hooked= ######### IDIOT
gets pulled out of the hatch and sacrifice=AWZESYTU(&RSZEYU)^SDRIT*S^UTEYFDSR^EYT&GYG disconnect then punches and kicks nearest object while tears stream down thier face
hits a survivor= I AM THE BEST KILLER
downs a survivor= you ######### suck ass
hooks a survivor= ha ######### you you suck
camps but says hes patrolling= ######### stop struggling and dies proceeds to hit hooked survivor thinking this does something
survivor is rescued=Borrowed time no skill ######### heads!!
gets palleted= disconnects or screams until throat is raw
survivor successfully escapes=mother ######### is hacking
is flashlight stunned while doing a mori= awesryuigyuytfri7sy7r9y disconnects
hex ruin is broken in the first 30 seconds=fdyfkyhupeh0ruujhrhuuyhADFHJFGYIAI&DRS disconnects
doesn't get his map=ASDFGHJKL disconnect
all survivors escape and he receives really nice messages and good games= YOU ONBLY IONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE FLASHLIGHTS AND TOOLBOXES DS ######### ASHOLE NO SKILLS!!! procceds yto scream so loudly when survivors respond with thank you his mothergrounds him for a week
this has been inside the mind of a salty player
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So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.
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This was really funny! But it's actually true.
The part I loved most "awesryuigyuytfri7sy7r9y disconnects". I think I actually played against a guy with this name. Lol.
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Agreedfcc2014 said:So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.
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@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.this insight comes from a reformed salt factory i too once felt like anyone better than me was a cheater and if i died it was lag but then i was enlightened by a wonderful commenter who told me to "take a good look at yourself and say into a mirror am i really any good" this changed me and now i am better rat the game then i would ever thought possible and i haven't sent hate mail in over 5 years and this is how any salty player would act
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@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.this insight comes from a reformed salt factory i too once felt like anyone better than me was a cheater and if i died it was lag but then i was enlightened by a wonderful commenter who told me to "take a good look at yourself and say into a mirror am i really any good" this changed me and now i am better rat the game then i would ever thought possible and i haven't sent hate mail in over 5 years and this is how any salty player would act
plus i am now one of the most respectful players you will meet on any game once was the scum of the earth and now i cant see how any of that was once he man i am today.
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lmao
This is what I think an entitled, tryhard trash millennial survivor thinks when I hook him.
"Are you serious? I wasn't even close to him..."
"How did that hit me? This game is f'n broken..."
"I should of brought that instant heal..."
"Why didn't my instant heal work faster?...."
"Great... at least my party is coming to get me... and we can bully the killer later..."
"Guys, he just left, he's headed over there by the (insert relevant map structure here) now. I can get saved...."
"DAMN! My d strike didn't go off... I can't believe he juggled me. This killer is trash..."
"What?! How did that 360 not work? There's no way I should be hooked..."
"Here we go... I'm going to be 1 hooked now... even though I looped him like crazy, tbagged, and was extra evasive...."
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@Dwight_Confusion said:
lmaoThis is what I think an entitled, tryhard trash millennial survivor thinks when I hook him.
"Are you serious? I wasn't even close to him..."
"How did that hit me? This game is f'n broken..."
"I should of brought that instant heal..."
"Why didn't my instant heal work faster?...."
"Great... at least my party is coming to get me... and we can bully the killer later..."
"Guys, he just left, he's headed over there by the (insert relevant map structure here) now. I can get saved...."
"DAMN! My d strike didn't go off... I can't believe he juggled me. This killer is trash..."
"What?! How did that 360 not work? There's no way I should be hooked..."
"Here we go... I'm going to be 1 hooked now... even though I looped him like crazy, tbagged, and was extra evasive...."
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@TheDarkLycan said:
fcc2014 said:So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.
Agreed
https://www.gofundme.com/jm9fd7-my-mental-health ok then here
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This made me laugh really hard. I got a brother who got pulled out of the hatch and did exactly this.gets pulled out of the hatch and sacrifice=AWZESYTU(&RSZEYU)^SDRIT*S^UTEYFDSR^EYT&GYG disconnect then punches and kicks nearest object while tears stream down their face
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@AChaoticKiller said:
gets pulled out of the hatch and sacrifice=AWZESYTU(&RSZEYU)^SDRIT*S^UTEYFDSR^EYT&GYG disconnect then punches and kicks nearest object while tears stream down their faceThis made me laugh really hard. I got a brother who got pulled out of the hatch and did exactly this.
yeah hatch pulls are the number one way to trigger a disconnect
and have you heard https://www.gofundme.com/jm9fd7-my-mental-health my mental health depends on you0 -
@friendlykillermain said:
@AChaoticKiller said:
gets pulled out of the hatch and sacrifice=AWZESYTU(&RSZEYU)^SDRIT*S^UTEYFDSR^EYT&GYG disconnect then punches and kicks nearest object while tears stream down their faceThis made me laugh really hard. I got a brother who got pulled out of the hatch and did exactly this.
yeah hatch pulls are the number one way to trigger a disconnect
and have you heard https://www.gofundme.com/jm9fd7-my-mental-health my mental health depends on youthis is not spam its merely a meme dont donate if you dont want to its just for laughs
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@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.im waitng
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@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.im waitng
Apparently Sir you don't know who you are dealing with!
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@fcc2014 said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.im waitng
Apparently Sir you don't know who you are dealing with!
i guess i really had no idea who i was dealing with
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@fcc2014 said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.im waitng
Apparently Sir you don't know who you are dealing with!
thanks really awesome thanks i love people like you who know how to keep a joke running
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lmao
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On the one about someone getting downed, I'm constantly thinking that when somehow they literally get hit twice in the span of what should be the swing cd. I'm more curious as to how that's even possible much less how the person didn't use their speed boost from the hit to get away. When I see someone get pulled out of a locker in the first 10 seconds of the game, yeah I will say those things about them because 90% of the time they jump in the locker in sound range and also do fast entries and really are trash.
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I'm all about the laughs
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@fcc2014 said:
I'm all about the laughsyou sir are truly a lord among peasents
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You summoned me, milord?friendlykillermain said:@fcc2014 said:
I'm all about the laughsyou sir are truly a lord among peasents
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@fcc2014 @friendlykillermain I'm still waiting for the canonically medieval killer and survivor.2
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@Peasant said:
@fcc2014 @friendlykillermain I'm still waiting for the canonically medieval killer and survivor.Soon TM
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More like Sooneth TMfcc2014 said:@Peasant said:
@fcc2014 @friendlykillermain I'm still waiting for the canonically medieval killer and survivor.Soon TM
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@Peasant said:
@fcc2014 @friendlykillermain I'm still waiting for the canonically medieval killer and survivor.yeah a giant animated statue of armor would be awesome every map has like decora5ions but you dont know which one is the killer
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Now you can buy a third of a event outfitfriendlykillermain said:@fcc2014 said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@friendlykillermain said:
@fcc2014 said:
So this is an insight into how your mind works. Thanks for sharing. If you start a gofundme for your mental health expenses i will contribute.im waitng
Apparently Sir you don't know who you are dealing with!
thanks really awesome thanks i love people like you who know how to keep a joke running
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PSA - if the game gets your blood-pressure up to the point you feel the need to ragequit - put it down for the rest of the night. If necessary, uninstall and come back with a new mindset.
The reason I only have 800 hours into this game instead of 2000 is the above - frequent breaks to help keep the toxic pool that is this game's playerbase from infecting my mind.
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