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Best troll posts

AChaoticKiller
AChaoticKiller Member Posts: 3,104
Come up with your best troll posts. I'm curious as to what some people will come up with. Here's mine

NOED BUFF #########
Good job devs you made NOED stronger how tf are survivors supposed to win when we have to face NOED every game. Its too op now please [BAD WORD] nerf.

Comments

  • Cetren
    Cetren Member Posts: 985
    There was once someone who had a joke thread about nerfing Leatherface. I thought it'd be hilarious if I jumped in and baited people pretending to be a killer main going off on this noob survivor about how stupid he was.

    Long story short, everyone thought I was serious and that I completely missed the point of the thread, and I've never tried to bait since.
  • Mister_xD
    Mister_xD Member Posts: 7,669

    Freddy OP, pls nerf. 10/10.

  • Michiko
    Michiko Member Posts: 623
    Basement too accessible, please remove from game!
  • MegaWaffle
    MegaWaffle Member Posts: 4,172

    @AChaoticKiller
    The game needs voice comms because its too hard to start a party with my SWF group. I want to be able to distract the killer by yelling for his attention or correct a teammate who does something wrong. Please BHVR add voice comms so I can communicate my way of playing onto others!

  • Bug_Reporter
    Bug_Reporter Member Posts: 673

    @Mister_xD said:
    Freddy OP, pls nerf. 10/10.

    Too old man, sorry, your bait have Failed.

  • Bug_Reporter
    Bug_Reporter Member Posts: 673
    edited October 2018

    Buff We are gonna live forever, BBQ is too strong compared to it, why killers have aura reading + bonus bloodpoints on a single perk!?

    Killer lobby times are due to the fact that its so easy to play killer and it rewards u much more than survivors because of BBQ bloodpoints!

  • GolgiNea
    GolgiNea Member Posts: 157

    Survivors should spawn with 3 on the hooks for me already.

  • redsopine1
    redsopine1 Member Posts: 1,437
    Dudddd said:
    Come up with your best troll posts. I'm curious as to what some people will come up with. Here's mine

    NOED BUFF #########
    Good job devs you made NOED stronger how tf are survivors supposed to win when we have to face NOED every game. Its too op now please [BAD WORD] nerf.
    Noed is for players who dont know how to play killer
    Or to screw over swf teams with devour hope and blood warden
  • JanTheMan
    JanTheMan Member Posts: 495
    Running away from the killer is toxic
  • AChaoticKiller
    AChaoticKiller Member Posts: 3,104
    Here's one 
    Billy needs a nerf. He has 115% movement speed with instant down saw that's so broken. They should make it so he's chainsaw is slower and can't 1 shoot without an add-on like huntress. Pls nerf devs I should not have to play against good killers.
  • Rex_Huin
    Rex_Huin Member Posts: 1,208
    edited October 2018

    Gonna blow my own trumpet here but on the day Aretha Franklin died I created a thread called 'Franklins Demise' and filled it with song references.

    But nobody even picked up on it! Waste of my time...

  • OMagic_ManO
    OMagic_ManO Member Posts: 3,278

    Micheal Myers should have perma E3 always, and be able to Mori in E3.

  • fcc2014
    fcc2014 Member Posts: 4,388
    edited February 2019

    Soon TM?

  • Poweas
    Poweas Member Posts: 5,873

    Nurse is the worst killer and Freddy is broken.

  • powerbats
    powerbats Member Posts: 7,068

    @fcc2014 said:
    Soon TM?

    Soon ™

    Speaking of troll posts one of our resident trolls is posting again cough Ba***n. I didn't even bother opening the thread.

    As far as the best ones as in how stupidly obvious they were the Spirit clothing ones, all over 9 thousand of them.

  • fcc2014
    fcc2014 Member Posts: 4,388

    @powerbats said:

    @fcc2014 said:
    Soon TM?

    Soon ™

    Speaking of troll posts one of our resident trolls is posting again cough Ba***n. I didn't even bother opening the thread.

    As far as the best ones as in how stupidly obvious they were the Spirit clothing ones, all over 9 thousand of them.

    Yeah those were pretty bad, even worse than the spam bots offering free flights in Chinese all 8 pages of them.

  • GrootDude
    GrootDude Member Posts: 14,110

    We need to buff noed to where we can teleport survivors to hooks and as survivor buff DS to where we get to walk out the exit with invincibility because seriously is killer not ez mode enough? Tired of devs catering to them seriously nerfing our weakest perk DS?!? Honestly it’s like they want us to uninstall this game the game is dying as it should the devs shouldn’t of catered to baby killers then this wouldn’t have happened!

  • Saint_Ukraine
    Saint_Ukraine Member Posts: 942

    I already did it earlier today, might as well do it again.

    KILLERS ARE CRYBABIES

  • Theluckyboi
    Theluckyboi Member Posts: 1,113

    (Not a troll post but still)

    those sporty bob megs, they are the most terrifying creatures on the entire [BAD WORD] planet every time one of them joins I almost die of fear, if I survive the encounter with the sporty bob meg joining I immediately leave the lobby before anything else happens, like holy ######### why are they so scary I cant get over this I don't think I can play this game like a normal person. everytime I start it up I cant stop shaking with the tension that a sporty bob meg might join my lobby, this is getting out of hand right now I think the best thing would be for the devs to remove the sporty bob meg. one time I actually decided to be brave enough to play a match with one but by the time I was in i could barely handle the suspense so i hid in a corner the entire match until the very end and then she starting looking for me and i punched my monitor before she could find me, i actually almost died from fear that night, later that night i was uncontrollably weeping in my bed and i kept thinking of that terrifying encounter with that creature. honestly every time i mention one of them i start getting nervous because i think of having another terrifying encounter with them. i think the sporty bob meg should go for quality of life, this game might lose a couple thousand players because of them and their unnerving presence.

    like seriously this is not a joke

  • No_Mither_No_Problem
    No_Mither_No_Problem Member Posts: 1,476
    Come up with your best troll posts. I'm curious as to what some people will come up with. Here's mine

    NOED BUFF #########
    Good job devs you made NOED stronger how tf are survivors supposed to win when we have to face NOED every game. Its too op now please [BAD WORD] nerf.
    Legion should give people a shorter Deep Wound timer when he frenzies injured Survivors. It’s way too hard to get Frank’s Mixtape and that addon is the ONLY way Legion can do well so I think—

    okay not even I can keep this façade up