http://dbd.game/killswitch
We NEED to talk about Deadlock...
1. a situation, typically one involving opposing parties, in which no progress can be made.
"an attempt to break the deadlock"
Edit: See, the joke is that I said we need to talk about deadlock. So I give the most literal definition of the sentence. Happy now?
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what?
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NO we dont need to talk about this perk. It´s fine
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Anything else because you just gave us the definition of deadlock.
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Satire is lost on some people.
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What did you expect? As soon as you made it sound like you wanted to nerf Deadlock they lost all common sense.
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I thought an obvious joke was obvious. This whole forum is like talking to a brick wall.
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Tune in for tomorrow's debate, where we argue whether or not Deerstalker needs a nerf and just how oppressive it is for survivors.
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"Its not me whos weird its them!"
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How does the joke go over your head this hard?
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The joke went way over your head.
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I'm in awe of how many people immediately went to "how dare you suggest perk changes" without reading the first line of the post.
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Oh the irony of this...
I'm thinking perhaps maybe the joke kinda went over yours if you're thinking I was even 0.0001% serious about this 😂
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Because the context of the joke coincides with the release of a new killer whose perk is favored by some killer players. Also you post is three sentences long with no examples to work off of. No opinion is expressed on the matter either bar its bad. Not everything needs a massive explanation but a deadlocked dbd game definitely needs clarification. Instead of oh my god you people are dumb for not knowing what a deadlock is? Good idea for a terminology for a dbd gameplay state.
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We NEED to STOP talking about perks that are working just fine.
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Reading your post and OP's post, it reads much more to me like you missed OP's joke than that the other person missed yours.
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The joke is that I put the definition of the word deadlock. Nothing else.
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I didn't come here to learn me English!
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To be fair, it is an easy joke to get.
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ok I admit, it made me chuckle.
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People can't really tell written sarcasm, most of the time it just looks like complaining.
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Well this got out of hand
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This is a nice joke, well done sir
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Can someone explain the joke?
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good one!
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There's a perk called Deadlock?
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"Only 3 courses matter. Engish, gym and meth."
"You mean math?"
"Nope"
>.>
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You sound pretty serious. Sarcasm is hard to get in text, unless it is clearly obvious(like the OP).
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For what it’s worth I found it funny, plus, I learned what deadlock means, which fills out the “learn a new random fact” part of my daily bingo card
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cuz you hurt my feelings :(
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-I can use my unbreakable cuz he can find me on the floor :(
- Killer slugged me I tried to hide and he saw me with that perk.Nerf it !
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Good
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